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Vaccine side affects

    Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried.
    
    Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth?
    
    It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now.
    
    Guys please, if you want your penis to remain the same size, please don't get the vaccine.
    I'm sorry to say that I agree.
    
    My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled now. It's so hard for me to walk now, both figuratively and literally.
    
    My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my cock.
    
    I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my cock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.
    
    It ruined my life.
    
    Please don't get the vaccine!