Its the TND copypasta but changed to Mind Flayers from Baldur’s Gate.
Kill Mind Flayers. Behead Mind Flayers, Roundhouse kick a Mind Flayer into the concrete. Slam dunk a Squid into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Illithid. Defecate in a Mind Flayer parasite tanks. Launch Mind Flayers into the Sun. Stir fry Mind Flayers in a wok. Toss Mind Flayers into active volcanoes. Urinate on Mind Flayer brain food. Judo throw Mind Flayers into a wood chipper. Twist Mind Flayer heads off. Report Mind Flayers to the Githyanki Warriors. Karate chop Mind Flayers in half. Curb stomp Intellect Devourers. Trap Mind Flayers in quicksand. Crush Mind Flayers in the trash compactor. Liquefy Mind Flayers in a vat of acid. EAT Mind Flayers. Dissect Mind Flayers. Exterminate Mind Flayers in the gas chamber. Stomp Mind Flayer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Mind Flayers in the oven. Lobotomize Mind Flayers. Stuff Mind Flayer heads in the garbage disposal. Drown Mind Flayers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mind Flayers with Magic. Kick old Elder Brains down the stairs. Feed Mind Flayers to other Mind Flayers. Slice Mind Flayers with a Silver Sword.