To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Taylor Swift.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Taylor Swift. Her genius lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of tayoretical physics most of the meanings will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Swifts’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Swiftie folk literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they’re not just meaningful- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Taylor truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the understanding in Taylor’s existential song catchphrase “Me-he-hee hoo-hoo-hoo” which itself is a cryptic reference to Taygenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Becky’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools. How I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Taylor tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the straight white guys’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
