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Titan submarine incident

    AHOY🫡 SLUTS! 🚢🤤🍆 that’s right, the submersible 🛥️ is buried DEEP😩😋in the 🌊 North Atlantic HO-cean. 96 hours of SEXYgen 🌬️ is about to run 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️out, so those 5 ZADDYIES 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 are gonna start RAWdogging 💦🧼 that H2o! 🧜🏼‍♀️My Heart ♥️ Will Go On and My DiCk 🍆 will get HARD. 🪨 💎 Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your horniest 🍼 SEMEN🥛so that bOOty🍑 dont SINk ⚓️. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re an Xbox-controlled 🎮 SKANK! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’ll get $250K 💰💸🤑 from some billion-HAIRY c0ck xo
    This 👽life 🛟aquatic 🌊ain’t 🙅‍♂️ bubbling 🫧🛁no 🚷 more.⚓️
    🔒💰 Once 🚢 sailed a sub, the Titan 🔥💣 bold, 🌊💵 Beneath the waves, a tale 📖 untold.💰👑 Rich billionaires 💸🤑 on board they sat, ⚓️💰 Little did they know their fate. 🙀🔧🏭 Built with cheapness, flaws 😱🙈 concealed, 💔🚢 A sinking secret soon revealed. 🌊🔍 The ocean depths whispered 🌫️🌊 of doom, 💀💸 And sealed their fate within its gloom. 💀🚢💀 Now the Titan rests below, 🌊⚰️💰💔 A reminder of what we sow. 🌾🌱⚠️📣 Share this tale, let others know, 📚🌐🌊🌫️ Greed can lead to depths we should not go. ⚠️🌊🙅‍♂️
    📖📙There once were five 5️⃣billionaires💰💵🤑 bold, Who embarked on a 🏎️🏁⚓️joyride, we're told🙉🙊🗣️, In a sub🚢🛥️🚤 known as Titan💪, With 🤣😝giggles and wit🧠🧐, man, Their voyage, a tale 🧚‍♂️🧌yet untold.🧙‍♂️
    
    But their luck 🍀 soon took a dirty🍆💦😈 dive,👙🤿 As they crashed into a 😰🚞🚂wreck, not alive,💀☠️ The Titanic's 🌊🧊🚢remains, 🫢😬😳Exposed their foolish gains,📉💎👏 Now their riches💸🧧are just a sad jive.🦃😭🦀