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Tim Walz as VP

    👩🏾‍💼 KAMALAH HARRIS 👩🏽‍🏫 just SLID into the DMs 📥 of TIM WALZ 🍑 like “hey there DADDY 🍆😏 you ready to help me pump 🇺🇸 some serious CUMpetence into this country?” 💦💦💦🔥 Who knew politics could be soooo sexy? 💋💋 Make no mistake, this TICKET is ready to RIDE 🔥🔥 and PLEASURE 👅 the nation like never before 🍌We’re talking about some serious VICE PRESIDENTIAL action 👀🍑that’ll have voters dripping like it’s a HOT SUMMER NIGHT 🌙🔥💦 If you don't get TURNED ON by their power COUPLE vibes ☄️💥👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽, you must be a LAME DICK! 🍆💔 Time to get THOSE VOTES UP and let Kamala SPANK 💥 up some real change 🔥 or else you’ll be left hanging with the leftovers 🍗🍩 Like STAY IN YOUR LANE, 'cause these two are ready to SLAY💅🏽👊🏽 Send this to 6️⃣ of your hottest political BANGERS🍆🔥🍑 and let’s get this party STARTED! 🎉🔥💦 
    🇺🇸🇺🇸 OUR CUNTRY🐱🐱 TITS🍈🍈 OF THEE 😩😩 WE HAVE A NEW VEE PEE PICK 🧓🏻🧓🏻❗️‼️ FUTURE CUNTMANDER🫡🫡 IN CHIEF CUMALA💦 HARRIS🥥🌴 HAS PICKED🫨 TIMMY STIMMY🍆 WALZ FROM THE 👄🫦LAND OF 10,000 💦LICKS 👅👅👅 AS HER VPENIS 🍆🥵🇺🇸RUNNING MATE FOR THE 🍑🐱🍆SLUTTIEST🫨😩 TICKET🎟️😮‍💨 IN THIS YEARS GENERAL ERECTION🙂‍↕️🫡💦🍆 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😩😫 AND DICK🥵 🍆SUCKING 🫢🥵 FROM ALL HER POSSIBLE WHITE BOY CANDIDATES, THE STATISDICKS 🍆💦📈 SHOWED THAT TIM WALZ BIG🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ BALLS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️WAS THE MAN FOR THE👅👅 RIM JOB💦 👅😩AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE DEMOCLITIC🐱🫦 CUMVENTION💦💦 SO GET READY TO POKÉMON HOE➡️➡️ TO THE POLES💈💃 AND STUFF THAT🕳️ TIGHT 😵‍💫WET🌊💧🐟 BALLOT🗳️ BOX 😵‍💫🗳️WITH YOUR VOTE SO WE CAN SHOW THOSE 🤡🤡 REPUBLICUNTS 🤡🤡 HOW BIG KAMALA’S MOMMY😩 DOMMY⛓️ DICK🍆🍆🍆 IS 👀AND FIST👊🍑 THEM WITH LIBERTY🇺🇸🗽 AND JUSTITS 🍈🍈FOR ALL‼️‼️‼️ WITH STIM WALZ 📈📈 BY HER SIDE CUMALA WILL POP💥 HER🍑 PUSSY🐱 ALL THE WAY TO THE HOEVAL😩😩😩 OFFICE 🇺🇸🫡💦 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME JOSH 💦SHAPUSSY🐈‍⬛🐱😹‼️
    
    DONT🚫🚫🙅🙅 BE A COCONUT TREE 🥥🌴🥥🌴 COCK🅱️LOCK🚫🍆🚫🍆 SHARE THIS WITH 🔟 OF THE SLUTTIEST🥵‼️‼️‼️ POLE🗳️🗳️💈💃 WORKERS YOU KNOW AND MAKE SURE THEY’RE 🧑‍💻🧑‍💻 REGISTERED TO HOE-TE☑️📝✍️ OR ELSE BAD LUCK 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL CUM💦 FOR YOU QUICKER THAN JD VANCE’S TINY 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏LIMP DICK🍆 BETWEEN TWO 🛋️🛋️COUCH CUSHIONS 🛋️🥵🫦
    🍑🚨 KAMALA HARRIS JUST HUMPED 🐶 TIM WALZ IN THE VP RACE 🏁💦 Get ready to BEND OVER MINNESOTA because they’re about to SLAY SOME POLITICAL PUSSY 🌊💦 Kamala’s got her EYE on that WALZ and he’s about to RIDE THAT COCK 🚴‍♂️🍆 all the way to the WHITEHOUSE! 🏛️💥 I hope you’re ready to get FREAKY in St. Paul, because Tim's trying to STUFF THAT BALLOT 🗳️ 🍗 like it’s Thanksgiving 🤭💋 It's about to be an ERECT-tion like never before! 💦 Get those votes IN, or be left OUT of this 🤪 DOMINATING DANCE. 💃📅 It's a SINFUL showdown of MISS KAMALA and TIMMY WALTZ, so tighten up your THONGS 👙🍌 and make those votes COUNT or you'll be SORRY in a BLUE BALLS election! 💙💧 
    🎉 OH HELL 💦 YEAH, Kamala 👩🏽💼 Harris just picked 🥳 the WALTZin' MAN, Tim Walz 🌪️🍑 as her VP date! 🍾💦 To the WINDOW, to the WALZ 🌈💥, sweat drips down my BALZ 🍑💦💦, I'm talking about them STEAMY 😏💦 debates 🔥🗣️ where they get to BUMP and GRIND 👯‍♂️national policies and her agenda in the OVAL OFFICE 🏛️! So if you wanna GET DOWN 💃🏽👅 with some political spice, send this to 3️⃣ sexy friends 👯‍♀️ or get ready for a POLITICAL BLUEBALLS ⚽🙅‍♂️! When they mix 💦 those votes📊 with that ASS LOWDASOS 🍑💥, we be really CUMmencing 💦 the FUN-TIMES across Minnesota 🌆🍌! Vote WALTZ or get your ASS KICKED! 🥋🍑💦💦💦 
    KAMALA🥥HARRIS🌴🤣 JUST 👏😤SLAPPED ❄️MINNESOTA🥶 GOVERNOR 🥸 TIM WALZ ON THAT TICKET 🍑🔥FOR VICE PRESI-DICK🍆😎. WHO KNEW A LITTLE WALTZ 🕺💃 COULD GET US ALL SO HOT AND STEAMY? 🔥😈 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣ SEXY DEMOCRATS WHO NEED A VICE ON THEIR STICK 🍆🍑 OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE NEXT HOT MEETING 🔥💼🍾😏