first off, im a bisexual female.
I fucked up by doing something a little awkward while having sex. the fuck up is actually making up a story so horny redditors can have a wank over something which never happened. PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal with those stupid ads.
TL;DR: the tl dr is basically just a pun which is even more misleading than the title.