From a Youtube comment satirizing the Pay-2-Win (P2W) meta of Clash Royale with Mega Knight.
The year is 2067. My opponent drops a super heroic evo mystic omega mega knight in the back. I am astounded, because that takes $41 to place. I spend to activate my ultra super x-princess towers to defend, and spend $3 to place triple evo heroic golden skeletons. Unfortunately, supercell just gave the super heroic evo mystic omega mega knight a 500% range and damage buff last season, so I am unable to defend and it one shots my tower. I spend $14 to activate my divine triple champion king tower, but it goes down to 1 hp in one hit. I know what I must do. I take out my super ultra mega heavenly quadruple heroic evo season shop credit card, and spend $420 to instantly 3 crown my opponent and win! What a game!