🏃♂️ I AM THE RUNNER. I SEE YOU WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK. BUT I WILL NOT DISTANCE MYSELF. I RUN STRAIGHT BY. YOUR GERMS ARE TOO SLOW FOR ME. MY AIRPODS GRANT ME INVULNERABILITY. I AM THE PINNACLE OF HEALTH, A PERFECT BODY AND MIND. I WILL NOT CATCH A VIRUS, FOR NOTHING CAN CATCH ME.