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The calmest Marvel Rivals crashout

    "I HATE THIS TEAM. We have five lords. Five lords. And all of you are going NEGATIVE. ALL OF YOU! The enemy team is level five! Level five! Did you buy your lord? WHY?! The only one of you who's going positive is thor; he's going 8 and 5. He's a tank. A tank. And I have more damage blocked than him! I'm invisible woman. I'm invisible woman and he has more damage blocked than I do! And he was sitting still FOR HALF THE FUCKING GAME! Their venom, 'justcord', just tie the cord around my neck! I don't wanna play this anymore! 'Solumester'? More like 'soul semester' with how I'm getting fucking dipped! 'Leon'? Like Leon kennedy? You must be the main fucking character, moon knight! What the FUCK! Iron fist, it says you're going 19 and 6. Why do you have 2,000 damage?! TWO THOUSAND! How do you have healing?! How do you have healing?!?! That iron man popped 5 ults and he missed every single one of them! The venom was right there. RIGHT THERE. He wasn't even moving! Fucking luna snow is the only one of you who's competent AND SHE WAS LEVEL TWO! LEVEL TWO! I HATE THIS GAME. Cloak and dagger, you must have been playing cloak the way you are FUCKING ME!!!"