Its the famous Dark Willow copypasta from Dota 2 but changed into Ivy from Deadlock.
The biggest oversight with Ivy is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight Stone ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent. The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Ivy🌮🪨is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳Stone🪨ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇲🇽. Anti-banging Ivy response
Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang Ivy”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting.
Wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Ivy is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Ivy, you should be disgusted with yourself.
Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Ivy is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such.
I DO NOT want to bang “Ivy". I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Ivy. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her.
I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful wing to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes.
However, if I were to ever have sex with Ivy, wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Ivy were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, fluffy wings as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight Gargoyle pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little antennas running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that fairies do where their wings spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets on her wings. But goddamn. I love those wings too much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous wings as possible.
But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.