BROOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀 I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW DONE I AM RN 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO SENT ME STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM 😭💀 I WAS CHILLING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BOOM—YOU HIT ME WITH THIS???!!! 😭💀💀 I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER, IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE, AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. MY DOG SAW ME LAUGHING AND STARTED HOWLING 💀😭 MY NEIGHBOR BANGED ON THE WALL THINKING I WAS DYING, AND TBH, I AM 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP, AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TODDLER RN 😭💀 THIS AIN’T JUST FUNNY, THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP WAR CRIME LEVEL FUNNY 💀💀💀 SOMEONE GET ME A DEFIBRILLATOR, MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
LIKE???!!! WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY?? I’M WHEEZING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A DEFECTIVE TEAPOT 😭💀💀 MY CAT IS STARING AT ME LIKE I’VE COMPLETELY LOST IT. BRO, I JUST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR, HIT THE FLOOR, BOUNCED, ROLLED INTO THE WALL, AND STARTED CRYING AGAIN 😭😭💀💀 LMAOOOOOO I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE BUT I’M TOO BUSY LAUGHING AND HYPERVENTILATING 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I GOTTA SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES, THIS VIDEO BROKE MY SOUL, MY HOUSE, AND MY SPIRIT 😭😭💀💀 BRO THIS ISN’T EVEN A VIDEO ANYMORE, THIS IS A WHOLE-LIFE EXPERIENCE. I’M LEVITATING. I’M SEEING GOD. I’M NEGOTIATING WITH SAINT PETER RN ABOUT WHETHER I CAN COME BACK OR STAY DEAD.
MY GRANNY WALKED IN, SAW ME CACKLING, AND NOW SHE THINKS I’M POSSESSED 😭💀💀💀 THE WAY I JUST FELL INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION OVER THIS 💀💀😭😭 THE FLOOR BENEATH ME COLLAPSED, AND NOW I’M IN SOMEONE ELSE’S APARTMENT TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY I LAUGHED THIS HARD 💀💀💀 LMAOOOOOO MY PHONE IS CRACKED, MY EGO IS SHATTERED, AND MY LUNGS HAVE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME 😭😭😭 BRO YOU GOT ME WRITING THIS COMMENT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BECAUSE I LEGIT JUST DIED.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON WITH MY DAY AFTER THIS? 😭💀😭💀 EVERY TIME I REMEMBER THIS, I’M GONNA LAUGH IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACES. JOB INTERVIEWS? LAUGHING. FUNERALS? LAUGHING. BRO YOU GOT ME OUT HERE RUINING MY ENTIRE LIFE 💀💀💀😭😭😭 SOMEONE CALL THE FBI, THE CIA, AND THE AVENGERS, BECAUSE THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M DONE. I’M FINISHED. GOODBYE. THIS COMMENT IS BEING SENT FROM THE AFTERLIFE.
