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Team Fortress 2 helped me lose my virginity

    *Inhales........ok this is going to bee a lot so get comfortable.
    
    Ok so I have been playing Tf2 when I was 12 back in 2015 during the gun mettle update.
    
    Some time had passed and I decided to join a community server that had voice chat and was only avalible in the state of texas (it was a texas specific server).
    
    I was playing on dust bowl defence and was playing pyro (my main) until I saw a level 1 teleporter outside spawn so I decided to switch to engi and upgrade it.
    
    Little did I know that teleporter belongs to the current love of my life (who will remain anonymous).
    
    As the match went on 'she' started speaking into her microphone asking everyone to help her maintain her buildings, so I switch to enigi again and satrted upgrading her building on last.
    
    The funny part was that I did not say anything in chat so it just looked like someone came, upgraded her buildings, switch to pyro and just left.
    
    She liked that, she REALLY liked that, so much so that she decided to post her fucking discord into the chat and told that Dr.Peepee (me) could add her as a friend, so I did for some reason (no but seriously I could have been an online preditor and gave me her fucking discord).
    
    She was messaging me about Tf2, how long I have been playing it and what was my favourite class etc (well that was not suspicious).
    
    So I answered them and told her everything until she asked me about weather I was a boy or not.
    
    I said boy and then she called me for voice chat because she needed proof, her camera was on.
    
    If I could discribe her it would be a the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
    
    She did not care and was asking me to speak and so I did.
    
    At first I just said hi and we started talking about Tf2, our personal lives (not to much tho) and things like being in texes in which she said she was from austin, I was from austin..........hell ya.
    
    I told her that I was also from austin and she told her fucking location (I DID NOT SHOW MY FACE YET).
    
    This is getting weird but then I relized her location was very near, just a long walk away.
    
    At this point I thought I was being lured in buy a deepfake or an online preditor or something but it was just to convincing, she even showed a picture of her house on her phone (it was a selfie).
    
    I was convinced so on a random afternoon I decided to visit her because not.
    
    It took an hour but once I arived it was the same house as the one in the picture so I was really exited.
    
    I knocked the door and was greeted by her, she did not know me at first but soon realized that it was me.
    
    She let me inside.She let me inside.She let me inside.
    
    We started talking for hours but thats not what you all are here for because a few weeks later she called me to come to her house again and that her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.
    
    This was my chance because I started to like her a lot.
    
    This all felt to good to be true, Iwas living in heaven, everything was perfect.
    
    I think you all know what happens next but thats is not I want to say.
    
    Instead I just want to thank eveyone that made this fucking beautiful community and the poeple who risked everything making this beautiful fucking game.
    
    Thank you for everything.
    
    I mean it.
    
    I hope you all have an amazing 2024 cause I know I will with my GF.
    
    Oh ya and for those who did not get it, we fucked.