HEY 👋🏻 SWIFTIES 💁🏼♀️ HAPPY SHOW 🎤 DAY 🎉 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ LET’S HO, BITCH 😿 FROM LONGGG 🍆 TICKETMASTER 🎟️ LINES 🧍♂️🧍🏼♀️🧍♂️ TO SEXY 😩 SCALPERS YOU MANAGED TO SLIDE 🛝 IN 🕳️ TO THE SLUTTIEST SHOW 🎭 IN TOWN 🌆 YOU KNOW 🤔 ALL TOO WELL 🧣 THAT YOUR MIRRORBALLS 🪩 ARE READY TO BUST 🤯 AS SOON AS BLONDIE 💁🏼♀️ TAKES THE STAGE 🎙️SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR SEXIEST 💃SWIFTIES 🎸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK ANDREA 👩👧IS TAKING YOU TO MEET🤝🏻 TAYLOR 💁🏼♀️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU HAVE A 🅱️IG🍆😏 …REPUTATION 🐍 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE GETTING CHRISTMAS 🎅🏻 TREE 🌲 FARM AS YOUR SECRET 🤫 SONG 🎶
If my 👸🏼 Taylor Swift merch 💸 🕶💿 and my girl 🙅😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 wearing 😎 my 1989 hoodie 😝👕 and my 😏 Speak Now 🗣🗯🎀 scarf, listening 🤣🎧 to Shake It Off 📀😌