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Is it I, YandereDick.

    Is it I, YandereDick. I have an important announcement to make. Yes, development began 6 years ago. But my sperm is much more ambitious and complex than an average cum. The premise itself may seem straightforward, but the number of sperms and volume of my cum is comparable to that of a cum lord. It's unrealistic to expect cum like this to reach the optimization stage in less than 6 years, simply due to the unusually large volume and sperm count of the cum, coupled with the fact that it's mostly being developed by a single testicle. Nobody can accurately estimate how long it should take to reach the egg, because there isn't a pre-existing ejaculation that my cum can be compared to.

    Yandere Simulator needs a poo- and pee-meter

      Yandere Simulator copypasta
      Yandere Simulator needs a poo- and pee-meter that gradually increase during the day. If they are full, Ayano pees or poops in her pants. To prevent those meters from getting full, the player needs to visit the toilet.
      
      This mechanic will make the game more realistic, because now the player will be forced to visit the toilet from time to time, just like in real life.

      Cum Chalice

        I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

        YandereDev on anime tiddies

          Anyone who spends more than 5 minutes in my presence knows that I never stop talking about how much I love busty, curvy, voluptuous anime ladies. Anyone who starts "digging for dirt" on me quickly learns that a pedophile narrative is never going to hold up, since I can't go longer than 60 seconds without talking about big boobs and thick booties.

          I’m very sorry, but I have to block you.

            I'm very sorry, but I have to block you. You probably don't care why I'm blocking you, but just in case you're interested, I'll explain. What you sent me doesn't actually have any emotional impact on me. However, it shows me what type of person you are. It indicates that you're the type of person who deliberately tries to provoke negative reactions from other people. I don't wish to interact with the type of person who dos that, so I have to block you. It has nothing to do with "hurt feelings" or "not being able to take a joke". It has to do with the content of your character.

            Yandere dev’s response to why the game runs terribly

              Yes, development began 6 years ago. But Yandere Simulator is much more ambitious and complex than an average indie game. The premise itself may seem straightforward, but the number of features and depth of mechanics is comparable to that of AAA open-world sandbox titles. It's unrealistic to expect a game like this to reach the optimization stage in less than 6 years, simply due to the unusually large scope and deep complexity of the game, coupled with the fact that it's mostly being developed by a single person. Nobody can accurately estimate how long it should take to teach the optimization stage, because there isn't a pre-existing project that Yandere Sim can be compared to.
              
              No solo developer has ever attempted to build a social stealth school simulation sandbox game before. The length of time that it takes for a single man to develop a game like this has simply not been established yet, so "it's been 6 years, you should have optimized the game by now" is simply not a valid statement.
              
              Even with the above information in mind, I do think that the game should be further into development by now, but there are factors that massively slowed down the game's development and put the game way behind schedule.
              
              Early in the game's development, I adopted an unreasonable update schedule; one major feature every 2 weeks. As a result, the game was developed under "crunch time" for several years straight; 15-hour workdays, no vacations, constantly sacrificing physical and psychological health, etc. This caused me to become "burned out", which severely reduced my productivity. Due to my ongoing obligation to devote most of my time to Yandere Simulator, I have never had an opportunity to recover from this burnout and return to normal levels of productivity.
              
              There is another factor that is much more important than that, though. I have been mischaracterized, misportrayed, misrepresented, and character assassinated by drama YouTubers who financially benefit from producing content where they ridicule, shame, humiliate, and vilify their target. Going through this experience has caused me to feel like my life and career are permanently destroyed, which has killed my motivation to work on the game, reducing my productivity further.
              
              The game could've been further into development by now, but being slandered and harassed on a daily basis for 5 years slowed me down.