Lol the real game is "how little money would you suck a dick for."
Because really.
To be clear, I'm a straight, married guy. I make 100k a year, and support a family of 4 on that. I rent. Let's think.
Ten million? That's roughly what I'll make from here to retirement. With good investment edit: it's 100 years wages, and I only have 15 years to retirement. sorry, it's 3am and I'm at work. Still, I never need to work again.
A million? Fuck yes. Not even a moment's hesitation. That's ten years salary. My job is hard, physical, causes substantial wear and tear on my body, requires 12 hour rotating shift work. A million dollars would buy me a (depressingly modest) home, pay off all my debts, secure sufficient savings for my kids education. With debt paid and no major housing outlay, my standard of living would leap up from here till retirement, or I'd have plenty of room to downgrade to an easier job.
But those are silly numbers.
100k? Yup. We're still not hesitating. I go through a lot of misery to make my yearly 100k as it is, and here we're talking tax free.
10k? Still yes, but now we're getting into numbers I'm going to feel dirty about. Still, mouthwash is cheap.
1k? Ehhh. Probably not? Maybe, but you're wearing a condom for sure.
Ok, so 5k? Yeah. Sure. Wanna set up a monthly date? I'd blow someone once a month and quit my job.
Well.
So what we've discovered is that the only reason I'm not a sex worker is nobody is gonna pay me 5k to blow them. Which I'll say is probably their loss, I'm a dude, I know what feels good, and I have no gag reflex.
