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Well it was nice playing with you all. This game has lost another active player due to server incompetence.

    Well it was nice playing with you all has lost another active player copypasta

    This copypasta came from classic WoW specifically the Darrowshire server which was notorious for having a lot of server issues. The meme was then adopted for other games (usually ARPG) as a joke.

    PoE2

    Well it was nice playing with you all. Path of Exile 2 has lost another active player due to server restarts. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t stop restarting realms. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheese

    Last Epoch

    Well it was nice playing with you all. Last Epoch has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t fix the constant crashes on Online Play. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheese

    WoW classic

    Well it was nice playing with you all. Darrowshire has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don't take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can't fix the constant crashes on Darrowshire. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $100 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Darrowshire and thanks for the cheese, catch ya later

    My wife keeps grouping with a dps warrior

      My wife keeps grouping with a dps warrior
      byu/Ted_From_Chicago inclassicwow
      My wife keeps grouping with a dps warrior 

I'm leveling as prot. I want to play warrior how it should be played: tanking dungeons and smashing heads with my shield. I'm solo self found, so it's a bit tough & I've fallen behind a few levels. I enjoy being able to play with my wife's mage. I thought playing together would bring us closer.

She met a friend while leveling in higher level zones. He only plays DPS warrior. She keeps insisting he groups with us. I can hear her laughing at the stuff he whispers to her while we're dungeoning. He was able to level more quickly than me because he kept getting the best 2h weapon he could find and killing mobs. It's especially annoying because he constantly pulls mobs off of me. I tell him to wait for threat, but he says stuff like "the honeybadger pulls when he wants!" and just uses the rage from their attacks to do even more damage. He constantly talks about his Tesla and goes "Mind if I roll NEED" in a goblin voice whenever tank gear drops.

After we do dungeons together, my wife will often go in a private "DPS only" call with him to compare their meters. Sometimes she will stay in that call for an hour or more. She locks her door while she's in it. I baked cookies for us and tried to share them. She told me to just slide them under the door one by one. I felt pathetic doing it.

Does anyone have any tips on how I can catch up in leveling? I want to be high enough level to not worry about this stuff anymore.

      World of Warcraft Navy Seals

        WoW Navy Seals copypasta for Paladin
        What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Silver Hand, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Burning Legion, and I have over 300 confirmed exorcisms. I am trained in bubble warfare and I'm the top protection paladin in the entire Alliance Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rogues across Azeroth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the divine storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my avenger's shield. Not only am I extensively trained in 2-handed swords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormwind City Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of eastern kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

        Tell me what’s the joke, Paladin?

          Tell me what’s the joke, Paladin? you all know that I’m a tank, and I hit a certain mob, but you specifically start hitting another one. to take it off me.
          Glad you could make it, Unotanko.

Watch your jokes with me, boy. You may generate more threat, but I'm still superior as the designated tank.

As if I could forget. Listen, tank, there's something about the difficulty of SFK you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These instances have all been nerfed. They may look challenging now, but it's a matter of time before we smash through them without giving a shit about aggro.

What?

This entire dungeon must be chain pulled.

How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way!

Damn it, Unotanko. As the highest dps, I order you to tag along behind me and try to generate enough rage for a single sunder armor.

You are not the main tank yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were.

Then I must consider this an act of treason.

Treason? Have you lost your mind, Wardrict?

Have I? Unotanko, by my right of dps and sovereignty of my mail armor I hereby relieve you from tanking and suspend your rage bar from service.

Paladin, you can't just...

It's done! Those of you who have the will to beat Arugal, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my instance.

          Stormwind Autonomous Zone

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            WoW gamer brown office chair

              i knew a guy like this. this is gonna sound fake but i swear on my life it's real. as a teenager, he would play world of warcraft for days at a time with minimal breaks except the required stuff (food, water, bathroom). well, even the bathroom sometimes got nixed so he could keep playing wow. instead of getting up to shit, he would literally shit himself so that he could finish whatever dungeon or quest he was on and then go clean up later. he did this for years but eventually grew out of it when he was bullied for it in high school, so bullies 1 gamer shitters 0, i guess.

so anyway, he would wipe this chair down as best he could, but it was a cloth office chair and it legitimately looked like these seats in the OP. just a brown asscrack shaped silhouette. you can be wearing pants, but the shit moisture is gonna seep right through. it's important to remember the diet of these people has them in a perpetual state of diarrhea or at best, soft-serve. there aren't solid, healthy turds coming out. there is a half gallon of mud in those trousers. that will seep through even the most tightly woven fabrics. these pant shitters should really consider investing in leather pants, or perhaps just fully commit to diapers?