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wiped my ass for the 600th time


Wiping your ass for the hundredth time and still having poop hurts more than a breakup

    I am currently sitting on the toilet and finished taking a shit, and now I have wiped my ass for the 600th time already and have used up half the roll.
    
    This shit hurts more than a breakup, why do girls complain about breakups when this is a much bigger problem? My ass literally stings like crazy and it feels like im wiping with sandpaper now, AND THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING POOP DIDN'T WENT DOWN AT ALL AFTER WIPING A BILLION FUCKING TIMES!!