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Stop telling me to touch grass 😡😡😡

Sounds like OP needs to touch some grass.

Fuck all asshole who tell me to feel grass. I live in a desert with air pollution from a drying body of water. All I feel is hot dirt, all I smell is dead fish, all I hear are gunshots at night, which is why I love to go outside instead of bitching to weebs that tell weebs to go outside. I'm not a weeb! I know I finished watching anime long ago on YouTube like a weeb but guys I'm not a weeb! Stop saying I am I like 3d girls not 2d pillows that stink of sweat and nut. I exercise lifting a backpack full of books and shit and it do work doe.

Nutting to drawings shouldn’t be considered gay

If nutting to drawings isn't considered sex, then nutting to drawings shouldn't be considered gay. It is quite natural for a Male to be attracted to that which has feminine features, and traps have most of those features. It's not our fault they have a dicks. People that like traps are actually more straight because they can find girls attractive even with negative features (dicks). Because we are willing to be attracted to more feminine beings than normal people are, we are less gay. Traps are not mere men, but girls with dicks and small tits. We are not gay, we are just more accepting than most people. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

I got banned from r/lgbt for posting this. I don’t know why, it was a legitimate question

Asking for a friend

Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.