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POV: You sit next to a weeb

    If somebody ever unironically calls themselves otaku, you run in the opposite direction
    Says good morning in Japanese “classes started! Oh hi!! 😁What’s this? This is a death note, you probably don’t know what it is cause you are not otaku like me baka😡. Hey, can you tell me your name? ✍️ I’m joking! I would never write your name, only Paula’s. Heheh I’m just kidding. I would never do something to hurt people. Hhshehhsh 🤪. What?! Where’s Raul-kun??? Eeee his on a holiday to... Cuba heh. Whatever, changing the subject, do you like my lil ears?? 😸 They are so kawai! 🤪What? You don’t like them?? Why not? 🥺You think I’m annoying?!?? I’m not annoying!!😡 My mom said that in the past and never came back. 😢Ok, I’ll go wahhh wahhh 😭

    Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM

      Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM 🤷‍♀️ They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons📺💻 it's called😡 ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!? 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅‍♀️ NOT CHINESE!!!🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!🇯🇵 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏👎 to me and my Waifu 👫💏 RIGHT NOW 😠😡
      Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

      Coming out to my parents as animesexual.

        Most unbelievable part of this is the Sakura pillow
        So I (M16) finally decided to come out to my parents as animesexual. At first they started laughing, so I believed that they had accepted me. As a result, I decided to show them my favorite body pillows of Tsunade, Sakura, and Rukia. My mom immediately burst out crying, saying “I thought you were joking!”
        
        All I remember next was my dad screaming at me to get the hell out of the house. Apparently while they were in my room they found my anime themed flesh light and the cum rag. I ran out as fast I can with tears rolling down my face. When will us animesexuals stop being oppressed? How many more have to suffer?

        grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world

          grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮

          You will draw me a picture of Todoroki Shoto

            Your artwork of Asui Tsuyu from Boku no Hero Academia came across my feed yesterday and I found it to be excellent. Your art style captured her subtle qurkiness perfectly, and the green-toned, water-themed background suited her equally well. Boku no Hero Academia is my favorite anime. You will draw me a picture of Todoroki Shoto, full body, eyes flaming (one of fire, one of ice in accordance with his double Quirk), engaged in a battle with Ashido Mina, subduing her with his superior strength. Draw her breasts extra full, and her body lithe. You have until 20:00 Mountain time this evening. Am I understood? Apparently I have not made myself clear enough for your peasant brain. I have stated the guidelines for which the artwork you will complete for me, and the time by which it will be completed. I suggest you get to work before you suffer the consequences. You are wearing my patience thin, missy. Hop to it. (That was not an intended Asui Tsuyu pun, though I am known to be clever.) I may be young in years, but it is highly evident that it outpace you in intelligence by an immeasurable distance. Begin my artwork now before I lose patience. Listen closely, little girl. Final warning. Have my requested artwork delivered via this DM chat by 20:00 Mountain time this evening, or else. I should have expected as much from an idiotic SJW dullard such as yourself. Additionally, I find your use of derogatory terms such as “weeaboo” and “weeb” to be highly offensive. I am neither a “weeaboo” or a “weeb”, I am proudly an Otaku. Consider my offer retracted. I will simply have to seek out the services of a better, more intelligent artist, whose beliefs and ideals align more consistently with my own. I am indeed rather close with Ishida-sempai, but I refuse to bore him with your dim-witted demand. Your inferior intellect offends me and would surely offend Ishida-sempai as well.

            Nani the fuck did you just

              Nani the fuck did you just
              Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.