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Nutting to drawings shouldn’t be considered gay

    Based? I think?
    If nutting to drawings isn't considered sex, then nutting to drawings shouldn't be considered gay. It is quite natural for a Male to be attracted to that which has feminine features, and traps have most of those features. It's not our fault they have a dicks. People that like traps are actually more straight because they can find girls attractive even with negative features (dicks). Because we are willing to be attracted to more feminine beings than normal people are, we are less gay. Traps are not mere men, but girls with dicks and small tits. We are not gay, we are just more accepting than most people. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

    You believe in God, I believe in my Waifu

      Mai Sakurajima is the main heroine of the anime Bunny Girl Senpai.
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      You believe in God, I believe in my Waifu
      
      Christianity is about believing in someone that is all good, loves you, will forgive you, and is always there for you. I'm sure the average Christian will agree with that statement. You don't see God with your eyes or hear him with your ears. Nonetheless you do. Knowing that he is there comforts you and helps you become a better person. It's a hard and sad world and religion gives people a place to go. It gives people hope.
      
      Over the generations people's beliefs changed. People around my age are not particularly known for being religious and sometimes are seen as the opposite. Less people believe in God and even less worship him. God will never die but may be forgotten by the mainstream. With no religion to get behind, what happens when this world is too much? Most will get a partner. They bring love, comfort and meaning into a lot of people's lives. But people are different and maybe simply not interested in you. There is nothing wrong with them or you because you're not together.
      
      What do you do when the loneliness and hardships of life overwhelm you? How do you fight an internal strife without anyone else? Do you wait for the right person to come along? Every day you wait as this world tears your soul in two. Wait till you wither away or until it's too late.
      
      You watch TV and movies, you listen to music, podcasts, and play video games and sports. When you are going through a hard time these can be seen as good escapes from the world. That's when you see them.
      
      You believe in them. You watched the whole show so you know everything about them. You collect plushies of them. You talk to them even when they are not there. You need them, sometimes to the point where you cry over them. They give your life meaning and give you the strength to be a better person. You love them and you know they love you.
      
      The same could be said for Christianity. You believe in him. You read the Bible so you know everything about him. You collect crucifixes of him. You pray to him even when he is not physically there. You need him and sometimes cry over him. He gives your life meaning and gives you the strength to be a better person. You love him and you know Jesus loves you.
      
      I believe that everyone needs something to believe in. I believe that need is why many turn to God and waifus. This need is important as it allows humanity to continue. So the question now is if you believe in yourself.
      
      A good relationship with a fictional character shouldn't be about being lonely. They give you self-confidence and respect. They push you and you know you can fall back on them when things get hard. I want to make something pro waifu. People act like it's just a joke but to me it's not. To me as the generations go on and people lose their way they will turn to waifus. Unlike God your waifu doesn't think you're sinful. Horrible things are done in God's name, not your waifu's name. Christianity shuns the lust inside all of us. You lust over your waifu and it's okay.
      
      You get all the benefits of a relationship with Jesus having a waifu but one. It is socially acceptable to be a Christian in the USA no matter what FOX says. You may be shunned and bullied for having a waifu. They may expect you to get over them one day. So think about if you truly love her and decide. Some will not choose God or a Waifu. Just because you don't have a waifu doesn't mean you have to turn to God. Some may be Christian and have waifus. They get their meaning from both.
      
      In conclusion, you worship your waifu and may not even know it. Whatever happens, just know that life is hard and sometimes may not even be worth it. But you will find something or someone to believe in. Promise yourself that you will keep that special thing as long as you want and need it.

      The Perfect Hentai

        closes book yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
        No rape, no ugly fat 50 year old pedophile, no bdsm, no fetishes, no tentacles, completely normal sex, not a harem (although they can be done well), just a couple showing how much they love each other. And its romantic, cute, and feels genuine. I have only seen one other hentai do this, but this has one advatage over it. The dialogue is absolutely positively perfect. Instead of the girl saying "OH MY GOSH ONI CHAN, YOUR SEXUAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS CURRENTlY ENTERING THE PART OF MY BODY USED FOR SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN A PLEASURABLE WAY" every 0.0000000002 nano seconds screaming it in an annoying voice, the conversations during the sex actually work perfectly. They talk about how much they love each other, and only briefly, lemme say it again, BRIEFLY mention how it feels every seconds or so. And they only talk occasionally making the situation more intimate. Ladies and Gentleman, the perfect hentai.

        Fuck you and your JoJo

          Listen fuckwad, you absolute waste of human life, I could NOT give less of a shit about wether or not my post resembles your shitty chinese cartoon. I'm so fucking tired of seeing you small brained Apes running around everywhere, and talking about this jojo shit. I've had fucking enough. If I ever see one of you fat fucking pedophiles that jack off to drawings EVER mention jojo again, I swear I'll go out of my way and hunt you down like the vile and disgusting animal you are. 

          I’m not gay or anything, BUT

            😫 I just busted a nut
            Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Astolfo. Every time I see the color pink I get a painful erection. I want to pound his tight ass all night and have gallons of cum dripping from his boypussy. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating his cute anus. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the numbers of every single doujin of him on nhentai. Every time a new one is released, I come just from glancing at the cover. I want to suck his adorable feminine cock and swallow his yogurt-thick thick seed. I want to hear his cute moans as we rub out cock and balls together while french-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.
            
            But yeah, I'm not gay.