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Vaporeon human compatibility


Why the fuck do those copypastas talk about “compatibility?”

    Its a curse response to the Vaporeon or Pokemon compatibility copypasta that often circulates within the community. 

    Why the fuck do those copypastas talk about "compatibility?" like bruh, i ain't sticking my dick in a fantastical wild animal because i want to be compatible with it. i want our parts to be different enough that can feel the species barrier on my shaft. if it feels like it was built for humans then it's clearly not an imaginative enough choice. i want the puffy spade of a mightyena in heat at least. i want to fuck the flower of a venusaur like a horny beedrill on a pollinating spree. i want a collaborative blowjob from the same mega mawile. i want to watch a mienshao to literally bend over backwards like a broken lawnchair to give herself a rimjob while i'm hitting that from behind. what i don't want is to be bored to death by the bog standard gardevoirs and other shit that 'seems so fit for humans.' i'm not gonna halfass my crimes against nature, when i fuck a wild fantastical beast, i want it to feel like i'm fucking a wild fantastical beast.

    Vaporeon Is Literally Build For Human

      Vaporeon copypasta
      Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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