Vaporeon copypasta

Copypasta de Vaporeon en Español

Hey chicos, sabían que en terminos de reproducción entre hombres humanos y Pokémon hembras, Vaporeon es el Pokémon mas compatible para los Humanos?

No solo porque están en el Grupo Huevo Campo, que está principalmente conformado por Mamíferos, Vaporeon tiene en promedio una medida de 91.44 Cm. de altura y un peso de 28,98 Kg., esto significa que son suficientemente grandes para soportar penes humanos, y con sus impresionantes Estadisticas Base de PS y acceso a Armadura Ácida, puedes ser duro con ella. Debido a su biología mayoritariamente compuesta de agua, no hay dudas de que una Vaporeon excitada sería increiblemente húmeda, tan húmeda que podrías facilmente tener sexo con una por horas sin lastimarte o sentir dolor.

Ellas también pueden aprender los movimientos "Atracción", "Ojitos Tiernos", "Seducción", "Encanto" y "Latigo", además de no tener pelaje para esconder pezones, así que sería increiblemente facil conseguirte una con humor. Con sus habilidades "Absorbe Agua" e "Hidratación", pueden recuperarse facilmente de la fatiga con suficiente agua.

Ningún otro Pokémon llega a estar cerca de este nivel de compatibilidad. Además, como curiosidad, si te empeñas suficiente al acabar, puedes llegar a hacer a tu Vaporeon Blanca.

Vaporeon está literalmente hecha para el pene humano. Asombrosas Estadisticas de Defensa+Alta cantidad de PS+Armadura Ácida significa que puede recibir verga todo el dia, de todas las formas y tamaños, y aún así venir por mas.

Original version in English

Vaporeon (Good Ending)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks. 

Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility. 

Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.

Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon is a Water-type Pokemon introduced in Generation 1? Vaporeon is number 134 in the National Dex, and a member of the Field egg group. It evolves from Eevee when exposed to a Water Stone. Vaporeon has a base stat total of 525, as do all Eeveelutions, and it has the ability Water Absorb. Vaporeon learns various strong moves, such as Aurora Beam, Surf, and Acid Armor. Vaporeon is a blue Pokemon with a quadruped build, weighing in at 64 pounds and standing 1 meter tall. Vaporeon's design is inspired by dogs, foxes, mermaids, dolphins, and fish. Vaporeon is able to hide in water due to its chemical makeup being similar to water, according to various Pokedex entries. Vaporeon is the only Eeveelution in Generation 1 that is not weak to Ground-type attacks. Many Trainers like Vaporeon for its design, which mixes cool and cute, as well as its good stats and movepool.

Vaporeon is objectively the best hugger

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship, vaporeon is objectively the best hugger? Due to their average height of 3'03", they are small enough to bring everywhere but large enough to give a good hug. Also, considering that they are in the field egg group, they are mammals, meaning that they produce heat, making for a warm hug. Aswell they have a water like body structure leading to them conforming to your body shape, giving a stronger hug. Finally, they have incredible base stats and the option to learn moves like acid armor, meaning you can squeeze them to your hearts content. Vaporeon was built to give hugs. :)

Vaporeon (uwu version)

Uwu version Vaporeon copypasta — The original Vaporeon copypasta

Hey guys, did u knyow that in tewms of mawe human an femawe Pokémwown bweeding, Vapwoweown iws tw mwost compatibwe Pokémwown fow humans? Not ownwy awe twy in tw fiewd egg gwoub, which iws mwostwy compwiwsed of mammaws, Vapwoweown awe an abwewage of 3”03’ taww an 63.9 pwounds, thiws means twy’we wawge enugh two be abwe hanwe human dicks, an with twiw impwessibwe Base Stats fow HP an access two Acid Awmwow, u can be wough with ownnye. Due two twiw mwostwy watew based biowogy, twwe’s nyo doubt in my mind that an awoused Vapwoweown wouwd be incwedibwy wet, so wet that u couwd easiwy habwe sex with ownnye fow houws without getting sowe. They can awso weawn tw muvs Attwact, Baby-Doww Enyes, Captivate, Chawm, an Taiw Whip, awowng with nyot habing fwuw two hide nyippwes, so it’d be incwedibwy easy fow ownnye two get u in tw mwowod. With twiw abiwities Watew Absowb an Hydwatiown, twy can easiwy wecuvw fwom fatigue with enugh watew. No otww Pokémwown comes cwose two thiws webwew of compatibiwity. Awso, fwun fact, if u puww out enugh, u can make uw Vapwoweown tuwn white. Vapwoweown iws witewawwy bwuiwt fow human dick. Ungodwy defense stat+high HP pwowow+Acid Awmwow means it can take cock aww day, aww shapes an sizes an stiww comii fow mwowe uwu

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Vaporeon has had enough

A response to the cursed "Vaporeon is literally build for human" copypasta — Response to the original Vaporeon copypasta

Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans?

Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.

Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.

But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.

Vaporeon copypasta but in italian

Italian vaporeon copypasta — Original English Vaporeon copypasta

ciao rega, lo sapete che, in termini di accoppiamento tra umani maschi e pokèmon femminili, vaporeon è il pokèmon più compatibile per gli umani?, non solo sono nel gruppo delle uova di campo (non so come tradurre field egg xd), che comprende per la maggiorparte i mammiferi, i Vaporeon sono alti in media 99 centimetri (3 piedi e 3 pollici) e pesano 28 kg. Questo significa che sono abbastanza larghi da poter sopportare i cazzi umani, e con la loro impressionante statistica base di HP e accesso a "Armatura Acida", potresti pure andarci pesante con uno. A causa della loro biologia principalmente a base d'acqua, non c'è alcun dubbio che un Vaporeon arrapato potrebbe essere incredibilmente bagnato, cosi bagnato che tu potresti scoparne uno per ore senza avere un'irritazione. Possono anche imparare mosse come "Attract", "Baby-Doll eyes", "Captivate", "Charm" e "Tail Whip" (fanculo non traduco le mosse) insieme al fatto che non hanno una pelliccia per nascondere i capezzoli, fanno in modo che sia molto facile farti entrare nel "Mood". Con le loro abilità come idratazione e assorbimento d'acqua, loro posso facilmente riprendersi dalla fatica con abbastanza acqua. Nessun altro Pokèmon va così vicino a questo livello di compatibiltà. Inoltre, fun fact: se gli sborri dentro abbastanza potresti fare diventare un Vaporeon Bianco (uno shiny molto particolare). Vaporeon è letteralmente fatto per i cazzi umani. Una difesa divina + tanti hp + Armatura Acida vuol dire che può prender cazzi per tutto il giorno, di tutte le taglie, forme e ancora volerne di più.