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“They got me” Valorant version

    Champions Tour 2023: LOCK//IN São Paulo

    “They got me,” (Insert player) said of FNATIC winning São Paulo. "Those f***ing FNATIC boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add EU to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.

    Champions Tour 2021: Masters Berlin

    “They got me,” (Insert player) said of Sentinels winning Berlin. "Those f***ing Sentinels boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add NA to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.

    Original variation of ‘He got me’/’He boomed me’ copypasta

    Overheard in Cavs locker room after Game 7:
“He got me,” LeBron said of Tatum's dunk over him. "That f***ing Tatum boomed me."
LeBron added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
LeBron then said he wanted to add Tatum to the list of players he works out with this summer.

    Shahzam on NA being the dominant region

      Shahzam on NA being the dominant region: "We don't compare ourselves with other regions." Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of Tenz. "I'll let you interpret that however you want," Shahz said.

      Everything changed when the NA region attacked

        Europe. Korea. North America. Brazil. Long ago, the four regions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the NA region attacked. Only FPX, the master of all five maps, could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they choked it.

        “Your aim is insane.” Subroza said

          Subroza is a professional Valorant player
          "Your aim is insane." Subroza said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Rossy's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Rossy, as Subroza blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Rossy. "Weak ass eco play, Subroza." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Rossy dropped his Sova arrow into Subrpza's open bombsite.

          100T owner Nadeshot proudly waited outside the PCroom

            100T owner Nadeshot proudly waited outside the PCroom after the final round to give Asuna and the players on his victorious new-look team an appreciative fist pound on Sunday afternoon. Duelist Will yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Master clutcher Derrek gave a look of pleasant surprise. IGL Stellar yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Asuna hit the PC room door, former 100T great Hiko hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”