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Shinobi is a tactical genius.

    Shinobi is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Tenz go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "Tenz dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure...


    I saw Wardell while in line at the bank

      WATCH THIS
      Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...

      LETS GO SPENCER!!

        LETS GO SPENCER!! (btw Spencer is Hiko, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

        Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked

          then he bunny hopped out the door lmao
          I’m telling you, Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bunny hopped out the door

          i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shahzam

            but he wears the freshest clothes
            i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shahzam. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.