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    If I see any more ':3' I am going to smash my head against the wall.
    
    What the fuck does it even mean? Wtf do you mean ':3'?
    
    People use it in the weirdest fucking ways. I used to think it was some quirky smily but people fucking put it anywhere at all? There was this post about depression and the OP wrote ':3' at the end.
    
    Don't even make me talk about reddit chains but this is the worst, there's like one ':3' in the comments and every other reply in the chain is ':3'
    
    Like someone goes :3 and every reply is like :3 :3 :3 :3
    
    And aren't redditors supposed to be real people behind the scenes? Why can't you just talk like people? Why do you have to ':3'?
    
    And don't even talk about discord, literally every other sentence has a ':3' in it.
    
    TLDR; I fucking hate it, stop using it, or I will start using :4

    Hey senpai… uwu

      Hey senpai... uwu
      
      throws 3 consecutive punches to your ribcage
      
      Ooh, you like that huh? Pervert! :3
      
      delivers several kicks to your jaw
      
      Oops!
      
      throws you to the ground
      
      OwO senpai!
      
      sits on your face
      
      Pervert!
      
      rips a fat fucking fart
      
      Ooh, that was a bad boy!
      
      another
      
      UwU you sick pervert!
      
      stands up
      
      Am I teasing you? UwU
      
      picks up an unsharpened knife
      
      owoo! :3
      
      uses the knife to scrath your stomach with pure, feral force
      
      Oops! Spilled some blood there didn't you? OwO
      
      dumps 2 galons of bleach on you
      
      uwuuuuu :3
      
      brazillian jiu-jitsu sequence
      
      Pervert!
      
      breaks your forearm
      
      oops!
      
      queefs
      
      :3