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Undertale Sans copypasta


Hey there buddy chum pal friend

    hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
    hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, i dont mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but i gonna warn ya, if u take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck. and wawza wouldnt that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture. becuse friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

    You took one diddly darn step

    Ohhohooo, well my buddy chum pallly pal friend dawg. You done did it. You went and took one more diddly darn step. And you know what that means, my buddy bud chummy chum pally pal friendly friend bud chum pal friend home dawgly bread slice. It means that crummy juncture has finally arrived. It means all those years of listening to me, your friend buddy bud chumster brother amigo friendly bud brother of another mother have finally come to a close. Because friend buddy bud chum pally pal amigo brother dawgy, you’re about to have the have the crummiest juncture you’ve ever come into physical contact with, my buddy bud friend chummy pally brother amigo friend home slice bread slice dawg.

    guy mate fella brother amigo homie…

    Hey there buddy ol’ pal friend guy mate fella brother amigo homie chummy chum I don't mean to be rude my home-slice bread dawg but I gotta warn ya if you post one more diddly darn pasta that I just commented, I’m gonna make multiple micro cuts on your ballsack and squirt lemon juice on them for hours. And wowza! That’d be a shame sonny boy. Or do you want that, sport? Do wish for this physical experience? Because friend buddy comrade guy bruv pally pal if you keep this up, well gosh diddly dang I might get not so heckin’ nice with you my friendly companion cully compadre…

    Soup store

      Original meme

      Hello?
      
      Hey, what's up?
      
      I need your help, can you come here?
      
      I can't, I'm buying clothes.
      
      Alright, well hurry up and get over here.
      
      I can't find them.
      
      What do you mean you can't find 'em?
      
      I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
      
      What do you mean there's only soup?
      
      It means there's only soup.
      
      Well then get out of the soup aisle!
      
      Alright you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!
      
      What do you mean there's more soup?!
      
      There's just more soup!
      
      Go into the next aisle!
      
      There's still soup!
      
      Where ARE you right now?!
      
      I'm at soup!
      
      What do you mean you're "at soup"?!
      
      I mean I'm at soup!
      
      What STORE are you in?!
      
      I'm at the soup store!
      
      WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
      
      F*CK YOU!

      Sans version

      Sans: hello?
      
      Papyrus: Hey, what's up?
      
      Sans: i need your help, can you come here?
      
      Papyrus: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
      
      Sans: alright, well hurry up and get over here.
      
      Papyrus: I can't find them.
      
      Sans: what do you mean you can't find 'em?
      
      Papyrus: I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
      
      Sans: what do you mean there's only soup?
      
      Papyrus: It means there's only soup.
      
      Sans: well then get out of the soup aisle!
      
      Papyrus: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
      
      Papyrus: There's more soup!
      
      Sans: what do you mean there's more soup?!
      
      Papyrus: There's just more soup!
      
      Sans: go into the next aisle!
      
      Papyrus: There's still soup!
      
      Sans: where ARE you right now?!
      
      Papyrus: I'm at soup!
      
      Sans: what do you mean you're "at soup"?!
      
      Papyrus: I mean I'm at soup!
      
      Sans: what STORE are you in?!
      
      Papyrus: I'm at the soup store!
      
      Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
      
      Papyrus: FUCK YOU!

      I want to bang the Undertale Skeleton so goddamn bad

        Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Undertale Skeleton so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Sans's Grocery Store I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Sans. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sans's tight skeleton ass. I want him to have my mutant human/monster babies.
        
        Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors' halloween skeleton decoration. I'd dressed it in my brother's jacket and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Sans again.

        ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

          i have severe anxiety from sans
          ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WONT COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if I don’t take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent home 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS TRIGGERED ME!!!! AND HE WONT COVER IT!!!!!!! like????? i dont know what to do ive tried talking about it to the councilor but they said my condition isnt real???? like um YEAH IT IS??? i would know??????????? cause I wake up screaming and in tears each night because i have a recurring nightmare where SANS TELLS ME IM GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME THEN HAS THE FUCKING DECENCY TO TO TELL ME IVE DIED 10 TIMES, AND THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING TRIGGERS ME???????? and it just PISSES ME OFF how the school CARE THST I AM ON THR BRINK OF OFING BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!!!!!!

          Undertale Sans ASCII

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