Today I had a weird dream where there was a fourth Undertale route called The Milk Route. The requirements to trigger this route were similar to the pacifist route, which is to spare everyone, then go to Grillby's bar and approach him, who will serve us a glass of milk instead of alcohol as Frisk is too young to drink. Frisk will then drink milk and ask for more until Grillby gets out of stock. After that, our character gets drunk on milk. The sprite will change, showing Frisk with a drunken smile. As we leave the bar, Sans asks us what happened to us, we become milk addicts and our mission will be to search milk in the Underground instead of confronting Asgore. In one scene, Toriel and Papyrus blames Sans for the irresponsibility of getting a child drunk, which Sans will deny. We'll also see scenes where Flowey goes berserk over the player's quest for milk in the Underground, instead of doing everything according to his plans. A cutscene also shows Frisk being swept away by a river as we falls into it, taking us completely away from the main goal. The final boss is then Flowey in his normal form, who has gone lunatic after we've found ourselves in a remote location. Our only healing items were milk, and we were unable to act. The fight ended with Frisk eating Flowey, and the game ended with Frisk falling to the ground. A black background with text asking us how we could have messed up our gameplay so badly. Another alternate ending showed Frisk and Asriel in his god form both getting drunk and singing together.
Sent from someone on Tumblr arguing about fan theory for Undertale. The message was then subsequently voiced and edited into Flowey.
Haha. Heh. Hah. Varik, GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU'RE A ROTTEN STAIN IN THIS BURNING, BLOODY UNIVERSE. every single one of youre friends are another dead cell in the fucking tissue of this realite. YOU'RE UTTERLY A FUCKED UP BITCH, BUT YOURE SO FUCKING CONFIDENT ABOUT IT. fuck you. you Friend. i have never wanted to kill someone this much until YOU arrived. you left nothing but, unfiltered, hatred in my heart that i cadnt express. Fucking scum. Rot. I hate you less than i should, admittedly. but youre either a psychopath who has a lack of empathy, a stupid Braindead Person, or a attempt to leech money off someone by killing a defenseless old man. YOU DENY HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING friend YOU ARE NO MATTER WHAT, BECAUSE YOU ARE "just working and getting moner." OR WHATEVER FUCKING EXCUSE YOU AND YOUR ""HERO""" FRIENDSS COME UP WITH. IF YOU WERENT SO FUCKING braindead individual, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH PSYCHOPATH YOU ARE.
Haha. Hehe. Hah. Go fuck yourself.
You're a rotten stain on this community.
Every single follower that you have is another dead cell in the necrotic tissue of this fanbase.
You're utterly wrong and yet you're so, so confident about it.
Fuck you. Sincerely. I don't usually get mad at theories. Even ones I disagree with. But this? How can you think of this?
I'm not even 100% certain of the original theory. But this has left a burning, festering hole in my soul that I cannot properly express.
Fandom scum. Rot. I hate you more than I should, admittedly. But this is just blatant contrarianism with complete disregard for logic, complete braindeath, or an attempt to leech views off a better creator like a fucking parasite.
On a related note.
You'll deny how truly pathetic Alphys is no matter what, because she's your "uwu lesbian" or whatever the fuck. If she wasn't, you'd understand the depths of her immortality.
I feel true contempt within this moment. That is all I have to say.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot Wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone But I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose Now watch me move I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Chara's my coach All these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think I'll use my fists I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'm in a different trail Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front-page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them is his ultimate goal Open the door to humanity's realm Start a new war (humans overwhelm) I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Undertale Skeleton so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Sans's Grocery Store I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Sans. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sans's tight skeleton ass. I want him to have my mutant human/monster babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors' halloween skeleton decoration. I'd dressed it in my brother's jacket and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Sans again.
ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WONT COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if I don’t take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent home 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS TRIGGERED ME!!!! AND HE WONT COVER IT!!!!!!! like????? i dont know what to do ive tried talking about it to the councilor but they said my condition isnt real???? like um YEAH IT IS??? i would know??????????? cause I wake up screaming and in tears each night because i have a recurring nightmare where SANS TELLS ME IM GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME THEN HAS THE FUCKING DECENCY TO TO TELL ME IVE DIED 10 TIMES, AND THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING TRIGGERS ME???????? and it just PISSES ME OFF how the school CARE THST I AM ON THR BRINK OF OFING BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!!!!!!
