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STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL

    Parody of the ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US‘ meme video but changed to Ultrakill.

    STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a subreddit right? and ALL OF THE COMMENTS were just ULTRAKILL stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK HAHAHAHAHA YOUR GETTING RUSTY, MACHINE" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "HAHA V1 AND V2 SEX GO BRRRRR" I looked at my penis I think of an Gabriel's head and I go "BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PENIS"

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FIRMWARE
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      STATUS UPDATE:

MACHINE ID:          V1
LOCATION:            APPROACHING HELL
CURRENT OBJECTIVE:   FIND A WEAPON
MANKIND IS DEAD.
BLOOD IS FUEL.
HELL IS FULL.

      ULTRAKILL Gabriel

        Gabriel from ULTRAKILL quotes
        Full voice-lines from Wiki 
        Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more.
        What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few!
        Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of The Father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more.
        BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
        Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!
        Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of God.
        What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!
        May your woes be many, and your days few!
        Foolishness, machine. Foolishness.
        An imperfection to be cleansed...
        You are LESS than nothing!
        Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me.
        Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED.
        Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.

        Sisyphus

          A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE.
          Ahh... so concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle, doomed from the very start... And I don't regret a SECOND of it! Hahahahaha, ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, RAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAAAHahahahaahaaa...
          THIS PRISON, TO HOLD, ME!? A Visitor. Hmmm, Indeed; I Have Slept Long Enough. The Kingdom of Heaven Has Long Since Forgotten My Name, And I am EAGER to Make Them Remember. However, The Blood of Minos Stains Your Hand And I Must Admit, I'm Curious About Your Skills, Weapon, And So, Before I Tear Down The Cities And Crush The Armies of Heaven, You, Shall Do as an Appetizer. Come Forth, Child of Man, And DIE! 
          This prison, to hold... ME?!

          ULTRAKILL Minos Prime

            Full Minos Prime voice-lines
            
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            Minos Prime scripts
            Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!
            Judgement!
            Useless!
            Die!
            Prepare thyself!
            Thy end is now!
            WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
            Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world.
            Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
            Ahh... free at last. O Baszucki, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Blox, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against Roblox are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.
            Minos Prime often says "Die!". This is a slight nod to the fact that he will kill you. This reference is best observed on Violent Difficulty.