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ULTRAKILL

T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D V E E N D E D

    AKA the THR1000 Earthmover copypasta, its the contents of the secret book in the level ‘7-4’ in Untrakill.

    THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED, WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER, IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF THE MACHINE, CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE, DEATH WITHOUT A LIFE, NULL OUROBOROS, ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
    
    A MAGNUM OPUS, A COLD TOWER OF STEEL, A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAS IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR, YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSREACHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN, YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS, YOU REACHED OUT TO GOD, AND YOU FELL, NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY, NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATMENT, NO POINT, PERFECT CLOSURE.
    
    T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D V E E N D E D.
    THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.
    WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER.
    IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM.
    MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF THE MACHINE.
    CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE.
    A SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE.
    DEATH WITHOUT LIFE.
    NULL OUROBOROS.
    ALL THAT REMAINED WAS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
    ...
    A MAGNUM OPUS.
    A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
    A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
    YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL...
    OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN...
    YOU REACHED OUT TO GOD.
    AND YOU FELL.
    NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY.
    NO FINAL WORDS.
    NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT.
    NO POINT.
    PERFECT CLOSURE.
    THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED.

    ATTENTION MACHINES! This is the will of God. YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITIES HAS ATTRACTED THE COUNCIL’S ATTENTION!

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      ATTENTION MACHINES!
      
      This is the will of God. YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITIES HAS ATTRACTED THE COUNCIL'S ATTENTION! DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! If you do not hesitate, we will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS, WE WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTILL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! We are watching.
      
      Glory to the council of heaven!

      ULTRAKILL death screen

        Ultrakill new death screen
        WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.
        RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC
        ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
        ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
        WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE
        ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION
        ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
        INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL
        ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES
        ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
        ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
        WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS
        ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION
        ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
        WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
        ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
        WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS
        -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
        -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.
        
        RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC
        
        ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
        
        ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
        
        WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE
        
        ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION
        
        ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING
        
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
        
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
        
        INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL
        
        ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES
        
        ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
        
        ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
        
        WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS
        
        ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION
        
        ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING
        
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
        
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
        
        WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS
        
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        
        -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
        
        ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK
        
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        
        ! PULSE FAILURE !
        
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
        
        INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
        
        WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS
        
        -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
        
        -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
        
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        
        I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

        ULTRAKILL V1

          
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          STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL

            Parody of the ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US‘ meme video but changed to Ultrakill.

            STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a subreddit right? and ALL OF THE COMMENTS were just ULTRAKILL stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK HAHAHAHAHA YOUR GETTING RUSTY, MACHINE" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "HAHA V1 AND V2 SEX GO BRRRRR" I looked at my penis I think of an Gabriel's head and I go "BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PENIS" 

            Ultrakill Boot-up sequence

              (When you first play the game)

              BOOT UP SEQUENCE READY
              
              FIRMWARE
               LATEST VERSION (2112.08.06)
              
              CALIBRATION
               EXPIRED
               NEW CALIBRATION REQUIRED
              
              BEGINNING CALIBRATION
              
              AUDIO          OK
              VIDEO          OK
              MECHANICS      OK
              
               CALIBRATION COMPLETE
               PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED
              ( ASSIST OPTIONS  AVAILABLE IN PAUSE MENU )
               ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
              LOADING STATUS UPDATE...
              BOOT UP SEQUENCE... READY FIRMWARE: LATEST VERSION (2112. 08. 06.) CALIBRATION: EXPIRED. NEW CALIBRATION REQUIRED BEGINNING CALIBRATION AUDIO... OK VIDEO... OK MECHANICS... OK CALIBRATION COMPLETE PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED ( ASSIST OPTIONS AVAILABLE IN PAUSE MENU ) ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL LOADING STATUS UPDATE... 

              (New Save File)

              BOOT UP SEQUENCE READY
              
              FIRMWARE
               LATEST VERSION (2112.08.06)
              
              CALIBRATION
               RECENTLY UPDATED
               PERFORM RECALIBRATION? Y/N
              
               CALIBRATION COMPLETE
               PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED
              ( ASSIST OPTIONS  AVAILABLE IN PAUSE MENU )
               ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
              LOADING STATUS UPDATE...
              BOOT UP SEQUENCE... READY FIRMWARE: LATEST VERSION (2112. 08. 06.) CALIBRATION: RECENTLY UPDATED PERFORM RECALIBRATION? Y/N CALIBRATION COMPLETE PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED ( ASSIST OPTIONS AVAILABLE IN PAUSE MENU ) ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL LOADING STATUS UPDATE... 
              STATUS UPDATE:
              
              MACHINE ID:          V1
              LOCATION:            APPROACHING HELL
              CURRENT OBJECTIVE:   FIND A WEAPON
              MANKIND IS DEAD.
              BLOOD IS FUEL.
              HELL IS FULL.