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ULTRAKILL


ULTRAKILL death screen

    Ultrakill new death screen
    WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.
RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC
ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE
ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION
ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL
ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES
ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS
ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION
ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
    WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.

RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC

ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING

ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING

WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE

ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION

ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL

ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES

ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING

ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS

ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION

ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

    ULTRAKILL V1

      
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      STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL

        Parody of the ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US‘ meme video but changed to Ultrakill.

        STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a subreddit right? and ALL OF THE COMMENTS were just ULTRAKILL stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK HAHAHAHAHA YOUR GETTING RUSTY, MACHINE" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "HAHA V1 AND V2 SEX GO BRRRRR" I looked at my penis I think of an Gabriel's head and I go "BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PENIS"

        Ultrakill Boot-up sequence

          (When you first play the game)

          BOOT UP SEQUENCE READY

FIRMWARE
 LATEST VERSION (2112.08.06)

CALIBRATION
 EXPIRED
 NEW CALIBRATION REQUIRED

BEGINNING CALIBRATION

AUDIO          OK
VIDEO          OK
MECHANICS      OK

 CALIBRATION COMPLETE
 PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED
( ASSIST OPTIONS  AVAILABLE IN PAUSE MENU )
 ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
LOADING STATUS UPDATE...
          BOOT UP SEQUENCE... READY FIRMWARE: LATEST VERSION (2112. 08. 06.) CALIBRATION: EXPIRED. NEW CALIBRATION REQUIRED BEGINNING CALIBRATION AUDIO... OK VIDEO... OK MECHANICS... OK CALIBRATION COMPLETE PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED ( ASSIST OPTIONS AVAILABLE IN PAUSE MENU ) ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL LOADING STATUS UPDATE...

          (New Save File)

          BOOT UP SEQUENCE READY

FIRMWARE
 LATEST VERSION (2112.08.06)

CALIBRATION
 RECENTLY UPDATED
 PERFORM RECALIBRATION? Y/N

 CALIBRATION COMPLETE
 PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED
( ASSIST OPTIONS  AVAILABLE IN PAUSE MENU )
 ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
LOADING STATUS UPDATE...
          BOOT UP SEQUENCE... READY FIRMWARE: LATEST VERSION (2112. 08. 06.) CALIBRATION: RECENTLY UPDATED PERFORM RECALIBRATION? Y/N CALIBRATION COMPLETE PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED ( ASSIST OPTIONS AVAILABLE IN PAUSE MENU ) ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL LOADING STATUS UPDATE... 
          STATUS UPDATE:

MACHINE ID:          V1
LOCATION:            APPROACHING HELL
CURRENT OBJECTIVE:   FIND A WEAPON
MANKIND IS DEAD.
BLOOD IS FUEL.
HELL IS FULL.

          ULTRAKILL Gabriel

            Gabriel from ULTRAKILL quotes
            Full voice-lines from Wiki 
            Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!
            Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more.
            What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few!
            Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of The Father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more.
            BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
            Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of God.
            What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!
            May your woes be many, and your days few!
            Foolishness, machine. Foolishness.
            An imperfection to be cleansed...
            You are LESS than nothing!
            Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me.
            Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED.
            Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.

            Sisyphus

              Ultrakill Sisyphus Prime script
              Full voice lines from wiki
              A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE.
              A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven… You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE 
              Ahh... so concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle, doomed from the very start... And I don't regret a SECOND of it! Hahahahaha, ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, RAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAAAHahahahaahaaa...
              THIS PRISON, TO HOLD, ME!? A Visitor. Hmmm, Indeed; I Have Slept Long Enough. The Kingdom of Heaven Has Long Since Forgotten My Name, And I am EAGER to Make Them Remember. However, The Blood of Minos Stains Your Hand And I Must Admit, I'm Curious About Your Skills, Weapon, And So, Before I Tear Down The Cities And Crush The Armies of Heaven, You, Shall Do as an Appetizer. Come Forth, Child of Man, And DIE! 
              This prison, to hold... ME?!
              You can't escape!
              BE GONE!
              Nice try!
              Destroy!
              This... Will... Hurt.
              YES! That's it!
              Keep 'em coming!
              Mmmm…