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I just smashed my 4K TV

    Super Bowl 2022 copypasta
    I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.
    I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my superbowl party because of the Rams performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.

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        Red is the color of blood and that’s offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
        
        A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
        
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        tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-hello… this is Dream 🎾 (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zay🔥 (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it 🤪😘🥸😘🥸
        
        *switches back to Zay🔥 (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you 😎 but you didn’t believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing 😜

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            Emily~she/they~BLM ✊🏿~ACAB~✨Eat the rich✨~🌈 panromantic demisexual nonbinary~Virgo 😻~Kill all m*n 😘💕~ Cis het Wh*te people DNI 😼~Anti-fascist Socialist ☭~ STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG ❤️~ Depressed/has ADHD/has PTSD/~Dems stole the election!~ #TRUMP2020, Married to my devout husband 🙏~True Patriot 🇺🇸~ I love Jesus AMEN 😇⛪!!~Vaccines kill!~Support 🇮🇱!~🐍🎩 Free market advocate~Bitcoin investor 💰💸~I ♥ ELON MUSK~#TAXATIONISTHEFT~

            Fellas is it racist to speak your own language

              I was on Twitter (the embodiment of hell on earth) and some “woke“ person got mad at my for speaking my own language. claiming it’s “cultural appropriation“ and got super fucking mad when I continued to speak my own language. Because I said “negro”. A fucking word. I don’t know why people have decided that negro is a slur without the opinion of Spanish and Portuguese speaking people who say it on a daily basis.