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This MF paid for Twitter

    “This MF paid for Twitter”
No, I didn’t pay for Twitter.
I paid for free speech.
I paid for 1776 to commence again.
I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision.
I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself.
I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire for the First Amendment.
I paid because we support our own.
I paid because if George Washington was alive today, he’d be paying too.
So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realize how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!

    According to my calculations…

      Twitter meme calculator "According to my calculations"
      According to my calculations...

  ━━━━━ ━━
┃Adults who      |
┃are obsessed ┃
 | with Disney are|
 |  psychopaths   |
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━┛━┛━. |━  ┛
4  ┃5 ┃6  ┃ + ┃
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1  ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃
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      According to my calculations..

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┃The Cowboys  |
┃haven’t won a┃
┃Super Bowl in  |
 |     23 Years       |
└━━━━━━ ┘
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━┛━┛━. |━  ┛
4  ┃5 ┃6  ┃ + ┃
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1  ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃
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      according to my calculations..

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┃     thats not      |
┃ my problem    ┃

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4  ┃5 ┃6  ┃ + ┃
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1  ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃
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      based on my calculations:
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┃  you look       ┃
┃  cute as fuck┃
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      8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut.

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        8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut. curves slightly to the left. tip is F7BFD3 pink, shaft is a creamy brown. Four distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven.

        We’ve seen an increase in ‘copypasta’

          Official Twitter response to 'copypasta'
          We’ve seen an increase in ‘copypasta,’ an attempt by many accounts to copy, paste, and Tweet the same phrase.🍝🔄  

When we see this behavior, we may limit the visibility of the Tweets.
          We’ve been continuously working to combat spammy & duplicative content on Twitter at scale and our new Copypasta and Duplicate Content policy clarifies what constitutes a violation along with what happens when it is violated. 
https://help.twitter.com/rules-and-poli

          Emily she/her

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