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Elon will save us from the woke mind virus

    Elon against woke virus copypasta

    Apparently if you get banned on Twitter and use this copypasta as an appeal you would get unbanned.

    I am a conservative activist and I was falsely mass reported by woke cancel leftists for [XYZ]. Elon and us loyal fans will destroy woke. X is where woke goes to die. The woke culture is a danger to our kids, but Elon will save us from the woke mind virus. We stand with Elon, especially against the woke hivemind.
    Elon and us loyal fans will destroy woke. X is where woke goes to die.
    The woke culture is a danger to our kids, but Elon will save us from the woke mind virus. We stand with Elon, especially against the woke hivemind.

    Do not fuck with gamers.

      Do not fuck with gamers.
      
      We're forged by endless boss battles against impossible odds.
      
      We do not give up.
      
      We do not stop.
      
      We are the terminators of the culture wars.

      could she act? no. but was her character good? also no.

        Its a Twitter copypasta where its used to roast characters people dislike usually from movies and tv shows.

        could she act? no. but was her character good? also no. and were her plotlines compelling? not really. but did she look good? also no. but did i enjoy her time in the movie? again, no. but would i watch more of her character? also no

        What the slippery slope did you just say to me you little strawman?

          What the slippery slope did you just say to me you little strawman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in appealing to emotion, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on loaded questions. I am trained in fallacy warfare and I'm the top debater in my entire high school. You are nothing to me but just another bandwagon. I will attack your character instead of engaging with your argument with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my anecdotes. You think you can get away with making logically sound arguments over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of trolls across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for our fallacies, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call logic. You're no fucking scotsman, kid. I can be ambiguous anywhere, anytime, and I can derail your discussion in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my false cause. Not only am I extensively trained in irrational argumentation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the r/politics comment section and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable argument of the continent, you little Texas sharpshooter. If only you could have known what unholy middle ground your little "logical" argument was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking burden of proof. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're begging the question, you black or white idiot. I will shit ad hominem all over you and you will appeal to nature in it. Tu quoque, kiddo. 

          My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once

            My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.

            Piñata store

            My closest encounter with the cartel is when I went to a starkly empty pinata place on a rural highway once. They seemed utterly confused that I wanted a piñata, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best piñata I’d ever had. 

            Great ass, nice tits (natural), amazing personality, cute, rich…

              Great ass, nice tits (natural), amazing personality, cute, rich… college educated, flexible, 11 Million followers across all my social media channels… wow! I really am the total package LOL