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Teabagging has no place in professional esports

    teabag into your opponents face
    Teabagging has no place in professional esports. Pantomiming your wedding tackle as a teabag into your opponents face (aka tea cup) is not something my children should see. Please never do it.


    Valorant – LETS GO JAY!!

      we are cool like that
      LETS GO JAY!! (Jay is Sinatraa but I am a subscriber in his chat and we are cool so I can call him by his first name, but it's not a big deal or anything)

      Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus.

        Thank you for supporting my walrus dream
        Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.

        You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse.

          a wall of text in twitch? No...
          You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter

          this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave

            Hi, this is Bob Ross
            Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this.