This copypasta started from Twitch where viewers would spammed it as a joke. After Twitch introduced anti-spam measures it effectively eradicated most copypastas on the site including this one. Its now used on other platforms such Twitter, Discord or Reddit as a troll or joke.
If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
If you’re reading this, it means you’ve been in a coma for nearly 20 years. We’ve been searching for ways to reach you, and now we’re trying a new and experimental technique in the hope that it might finally break through. We’re not sure exactly where or how this message will appear in your dreams, but we’re praying it finds its way to you. Everyone who loves and cares about you has been waiting for your return, holding on to the hope that you’ll wake up one day. Please, if you can hear or sense this in any way, wake up. We miss you so much, and the world isn’t the same without you.
Initially started as a copypasta that is often spammed in Twitch chat during pro Valorant matches, it has become a classic CS vs Valorant pasta.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
vallve know valarant gonna kill cs, thats why they make it more like.,.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
...now cs2 child game to
is are the why they makings of counter STRIKE 2 onto the child like of game ? is because of valorent ...................... riot with cartonie look brung childe from forst nitche and become good gamer valarans now used first pearson shot video gaming then its for with this mekanik of swich the the young child gamer from game of riot soft ware vvalornt bring to cs2 all strategiche from valve to bring more gamer to counter STRIKE 2 with these chage from dark realiztik to more friedely tone of looks is good ......... i thinks
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your stream gave me cancer anyway.
Funny Twitch Text-To-Speech (TTS) messages are donation messages that causes ‘Brian’ the default Twitch TTS to glitch out and read the text in funny ways. These dono messages are usually done by inserting a string of symbols or characters at the end of the sentence. Its one of the reason why you’ll hear Brian repeating the word 777 multiple times at the end of the message.
You should always test out your messages in advanced before actually donating or risk looking like a Pepega. The easiest way is to use site like these to test out how your dono would sound like. Below is a list of every funny Twitch TTS sound that has been done over the years.
Sprinkler
My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and comes back like titttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttte
Printer sound
The exam results came in ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! you got a grade of awesome streamer.
777 spam (Talking fast)
To make Brian talk fast you simply need to put the 777 spam at the end of your sentence. If you want Brian to talk normal then fast, you’ll have to put a comma or dot right before the words you want to be spoken fast. The 777 spam isn’t the only way to change the speed, here’s the full list of everything you can use.
chat. we. forgot. let me look out the window. oh fuck its yellowstone we are so dead 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
Diaresis spam (Talking fast)
Another common way to change the speed of TTS is by using the Diaresis spam. This is done by putting the string ¨¨Ï¸ at the end of your sentence and spam it.
chat. we. forgot. let me look out the window. oh fuck its yellowstone we are so dead ¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸
Gulping (Drinking water)
I am drinking water Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. I need more water Guhm. Guhm. Guhm.
Speed change (using Diaresis) + Gulping sound
By combining different modifiers, you can come up with some truly creative dono messages such as this. The gulping sound becomes more obvious when spoken slowly while the hyperactive part is funnier in the context of the person drinking too much energy drink.
Chat. I. didnt. Get. Any. sleep. Last. Night. Im. So. Tired. I. THink. I. Need. a. Redbull. Ah. Heres. One. Let. Me. Take. Some. Gulps. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Ah I feel so much better but i think ill have some more i need energy im still kinda grogy. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. HOLY SHIT MY SO FUCKING HYPER I CAN FEEL POWER FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS IM READY TO START THE DAY¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨Ï¸
Pause mid sentence
Use / if you want the TTS to pause while reading your message. A single / lasts approximately 0.142 seconds. Therefore, a full second needs 7 backslashes. Here is a great example of a streamer falling for it!
Hey xQc I hope you're doing well. Today has been a bad day for me. I would feel better if I got a shout-out from my favourite streamer / / / / / / / / / / / / Could you possibly get Hassan to give me a shout-out.
Slicing potatoes
Um, Guys? Can I slice some potatoes? ok! thanks! yQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrv
Cat wakes you up like this Meow. Meow. Meow
Don't you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi
My ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
Speed of TTS can be modified by spamming these characters at the end of your message. You can use any of these characters, each one will make your text faster. Its one of the main reason you’ll hear Brian repeating 7s or ‘diaresis’ after reading the dono’s message. Its not random shitposting, they were using these to change the speed of how Brian read their message.
The currently fastest speed modifier characters known are as follows:
¡, ===, , ⁽, ⁾
¡ is generally the safest and best to use modifier, as it is a character that is a well known symbol and won’t be banned/filtered.
An additional note: The max number of 7’s to make Brian pronounce the full number is 135. If we include 135 or less “7”’s, then Brian will pronounce the full number (seven hundred and seventy seven vigintillion) and so on. If we have 136 or more, Brian will simply say “seven seven seven seven”, etc. Keep this in mind if you really want the ending numbers to be emphasized.
Here is a string of 135 seven’s you can include, that will ensure Brian will say the whole number:
How is it possible that i have to be on time for my job every single day 9/5 and work my ass off just for some pennies. But this guybcomes to work whenever the fuck he wants and thinks he can be late every fucking day. I’m done. I pay for your Subway “food” and your bills every year and what do i get? A fucking 3am stream
KAPPA OUTDATED
POGCHAMP OVERRATED
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
NOW WE JEBAITED
Jebaited KAPPA OUTDATED Jebaited POGCHAMP OVERRATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE JEBAITED Jebaited
Where the ‘LONG HAVE WE WAITED’ copypasta came from
Originally it was a twitch chat pasta from when twitch added an emote of the founder of CEO gaming, mister Jebailey, called Jebaited.
This leads to a copypasta being spammed on twitch about how it was to make other emotes outdated. Different variations are often used in Esports
Valorant
ASTRA OVERATED
LIQUID EVAPORATED
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
EU DEACTIVATED
CSGO
ALLU JEBAITED
JAMPPI OUTDATED
SUNNY ASSASSINATED
SERGEJ DOMINATED
AERIAL DESECRATED
ENCE HUMILIATED
SEXI-B LUBRICATED
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
OG IS ACTIVATED
