I am the Lorax I speak for the trees
And I’m going to be honest with you, the trees been spreading lies. There’s this one tree, Tony, who’s a maple tree, who’s... now hold on, I DONT hate maple trees. I was just pointing out the fact that he was a maple tree, I only hate THIS one. Not ALL maple trees are bad. I love maple trees, in fact their my favorite tree. I have many friends who are maple trees. Anyway, this one maple tree, was telling me that he was sick of all the pollution, and that it was affecting him. And I said to him, I said, ‘well tony, you know what the problem is? It’s all these geese coming in from the south. Their taking our jobs, Tony.’ And Tony, he didn’t believe me. Tony told me that wasn’t the issue at all. Now let me tell you something folks, Tony is fake news. He gets his news from a peacock, and I tell him, ‘that peacock is corrupt and spreading lies. If you want real news you talk to a fox.’ I tell him. Anyway, the moral of the story is folks, is that these “geese” are migrating from the south. These geese, do you know what their doing to this country? I’ll tell you. Their running it into the ground. If you vote for me for ruler of the forest again, we will MAKE THE FOREST GREAT AGAIN. Thank you.
