Travis Scott copypasta

Can I shower with my AirPods in my butt

So I’ve been a huge fan of Travis Scott for quite some time now (since his collaboration with Fortnite) and I was hoping to listen to Sicko Mode while scrubbing myself down in the shower. But as I undressed to bathe the thought occurred to me that if I wanted to really internalize Mr. Scott’s songwriting, the obvious choice is to do this anally. So next thing I know I’ve got two AirPod Pros lodged in my butt, blasting Sicko Mode at full volume (almost accidentally played Mo Bamba lol :P ). But then I realized that maybe AirPods shouldn’t be used while in the shower. So, I’m wondering, does anyone know if I can do this? Will my AirPods be ok? I just popped them in my ears and they sound a little funny.

Regards,

Travis Scott apology video

Travis Scott apologize on his IG Live — Source

i'm honestly just devastated, i could never imagine any of this just happening. i just wanna send out prayers to the ones that was lost last night. we are actually working right now to identify the families so we can help assist them during this tough time. you now, my fans mean the world to me and i always just really wanna leave them with a positive experience and any time i could make out anything that's going on, you know like stop the show and let them get the help they need. i could just never imagine the severity of the situation. we are working closely with everyone and just trynna get to the bottom of this, just city of houston, fire department, you know, everyone to help us figure this out. if you have any information please contact the local autorities. everyone please continue to keep the prayers. i'm honestly just devastated, i could never imagine anything like this just happening. i'm gonna do anything i can to keep you guys updated. just keep you guys informed on what's going on. love you all.

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8 people suffocated to death at Travis Scott’s concert

At least 8 dead and many injured after crowd surge at Travis Scott's Astroworld Festival

Dababy would never let something like this happen. The only suffocating at his concerts is dudes suffocating on his 13 incher (unerect of course, as no one is good enough to arouse him) in a classy manner. Dababy realizes the potential of his fan base as his personal flesh-lights, and would never let one go to waste.

“Why doesn’t Dababy just fuck da dead bodies?” If you have to ask that question, then you’re not a real fan. Real ones already know da answer to that. Dababy likes it when they resist, and they can’t resist when they’re Dead.

So next time you listen to Dababy (which should be all the time), just remember Dababy values you.

AITA for willfully endangering lives at a concert

A crowd surge at a Houston concert that left eight people dead and dozens injured.

I (29M) happen to be a prolific music artist (I shall not reveal my identity for privacy purposes) truly care for my admirers but I have always encouraged them to break all rules and destroy public property whenever I command them to do so

Recently, at a music festival I held, I had to keep costs tight to ensure I could add onto the continuous supply of steady and abundant money I have been receiving thanks to my neat little brand endorsements, nothing big, just a burger joint and a little video game. Out of their poor judgment, they managed to hurt themselves in the crowd at my all fun and entertainment for all concert, as I continued to perform with their "antics" in the background. They also entered the stadium in abundant numbers, and I had previously tweeted that people who didn't pay for tickets were free to enter if they managed to make it in. I did this as a token of courtesy, but now people are saying I endangered young lives

I continued to rap on stage and my frequent collaborator (35M) who is my mentor's (44M) arch-nemesis and I had a jolly good time performing our little tune about people in a feverish guise of behavior. I saw ambulances entering the venue from afar and heard fans scream for me to conclude the show but I was clumsy and I assumed they were joking, was this wrong? I lacked the judgment to sense something went catastrophically wrong and continued to scream my lungs out as the fans did the same, albeit in a more somber tone, which I couldn't make out why. I hummed into my microphone as my fans' lifeless body was crowdsurfed in front of me.

We continued with our concert as my key goal was to fulfill all my sponsor goals and end it on my terms. We even let some fireworks go as people were being crushed on the grounds. I was totally unaware of this!

I went home, brushed my teeth, and slept in the comfort of my multi-million dollar mansion. The next morning, I saw reports that people had passed away at my concert, impossible, I thought they were pretending. In 29 years of living this is the first time I might be an asshole. So I decided to ask reddit, where the intellectuals of the world reside.

So Reddit, AITA?

Travis Scott Meal

Wassup world! Yeah you. I'm Travis Scott and this is my McDonald's order, follow me. Here's my Quarter Pounder® with lettuce, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard and bacon (Yeah!). Here's my fries, sometimes I do this! Then I dip them into barbeque sauce. Oh yeah, and my Sprite®! (It's lit!). Same order since back in Houston, and you can try it too. Gotta go. The Travis Scott Meal, just $6. Say Cactus Jack sent you.

Travis Scott Burger

I have a theory about the Travis Scott burger. I think it’s a sham. It’s all a multi million dollar misinformation campaign. McDonalds has been hurting for a new supply of beef due to the Covid 19 pandemic. With all of the meat processing plant closures, they had to look elsewhere to get their precious beef for the ever so hungry American. They needed a new supplier. This has to be nobody other than Travis Scott. You see, since marrying Kylie Jenner, he had access to all of her cosmetic company’s animal testing plants. It was easy for Travis to get ahold of meat... it was too easy. Travis knew McDonalds was desperate for new meat, so he struck while the iron was hot. Through a swift negotiation, he had the multi billion dollars corporation by the balls, the sweet sweet balls. Travis agreed to supply them with the meat, only he lead them to believe it was coming from cows when in reality he was harvesting the animals from the animal cosmetic testing lab. In exchange, he got his name on the McDonalds menu. All for what? Now you may be wondering how I came across this info. And you may be wondering who sent you this information. It was Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack sent this info.