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I like my coffee the same way I like my women.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't know how I liked my coffee.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women.

Without other people's dick in it.

i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle

i am your ideal woman: 6'8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. looking for a VERY compact man to ride on my shoulders so i look cool.

Tinder profile

Its an infamous Tinder bio copypasta from an image someone took of a profile named Caleb. AKA Caleb copypasta, Tinder copypasta or “Let me guess…you’re 25 with 3 kids…”, its a series of copypasta used primarily on Tinder or dating apps.

Let me guess...you're 25 with 3 kids, and you've done had your fun, now you don't want that, you want a real man to settle down with and take care of you and your kids because you let a loser nut inside of you. 

I'm 6' even. Have my own house. 2 vehicles. And I make over $75k a year. What do you bring to the table? If the answer is "someone else's kids" then go kick rocks. No man will ever want you. 

Stop saying your "thicc"... your obese 
Also, your not a "dog mom", your a pet OWNER

Let me guess… you’re 25 with 3 kids, and you’ve done had your fun, now you don’t want that, you want a real man to settle down with and take care of you and your kids bc you let a loser nut inside of you. 🙄 k

I’m 6’ even. Have my own house. 2 vehicles. And I make over $75k a year. What do you bring to the table? If the answer is “someone else’s kids” then go kick rocks. No man will ever want you.

Stop saying your “thicc”….your obese Also, your not a “dog mom”, your a pet OWNER