We hookup, use a condom, and never speak again. Think of the children.
Its a Tinder copypasta from 2019 where guys would send it to girls hoping for easy hookups. There are slight variations between them but they are mostly the same.
Here's the way I look at it. We have two options here. One, you let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first, due to the fact that we met on tinder. But after a while you will relax as you discover I'm quite normal and funny. Several years and many dates later, I'll pop the question. We'll have a large wedding with copious amounts of family and friends. A couple few years down the road we have a few kids and a baby on the way. You devote all the time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and love leaves the relationship. I foolishly start an affair and. when you find out. we get a divorce. We raise 3 kids in two households where the parents hate each other. Or option two: we hookup, use a condom, and never speak again.
Think of the children.Here’s the way I look at it. We have two options here... Option one, you let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first, due to the fact we met on Reddit. But after awhile you will relax as you discover I’m quite normal, charming, and witty. Several years and many dates later, I’ll pop the question. We’ll have a large wedding with copious amounts of friends and family. A couple years down the road we’ll have a few kids and a baby on the way. You devote all your time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and love leaves the relationship. I foolishly start an affair and when you find out you divorce me. We raise 3 kids in two separate households where the parents hate each other. Or option two, we get drunk, hookup, use a condom, and never speak again. Think of the children.here's the way I look at it. We have two options here. One, let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first due to the fact we met on tinder. But after a while you will relax after you realize I'm quite normal and funny. Several years and many dates later, I'll pop the question. We will have a large wedding with copious amounts of family and friends. A few years down the road we have a baby on the way. You devote all your time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and we fall out of love. I foolishly start an affair and when you find out we get a divorce. We raise three kids in two households where the parents hate each other. Or option two, we hookup, use a condom and never speak again. Think of the children.
