Tinder bio

Picture this, you log into Tinder, see a decent girl…

Part of a series of Tinder’s copypasta found in user profile bio in an attempt to be funny.

Picture this, you log into Tinder, see a decent girl, a 7/10 at best. Unsure whether to swipe right but you read her bio you like it, it's interesting. Fuck it, you swipe right. BOOM. You match. You start talking. Conversations are engaging. She listens, she cares, she's genuine. You bring her home for holidays, your family loves her. A couple years pass and you get married. Cool story? 
It's not gonna happen but I'll do anal

Imagine this. You log onto Tinder. See a decent guy, maybe a 7/10. You’re unsure about which way to swipe but you read his bio. You like it, it’s captivating. Fuck it, you swipe right. BOOM. You match. You start talking. Conversations are engaging. He listens, he cares, he's genuine. You bring him home forthe holidays. Your family loves him. A couple years pass. You get married. You found a love in a hopeless place. Cool story? Well this is not going to happen, but I can fuck you in the ass

Seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex future divorce and co-dependency

Tinder bio starting with seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex

Its a Tinder bio copypasta that started in 2020 making fun of user finally giving up writing good profile for themselves.

Seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex future divorce and co-dependency. Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. 

Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills

I would jump into an industrial paper shredder

I would jump into an industrial paper shredder so that there’s a chance that my body is recycled into toilet paper that you might use

I like my coffee the same way I like my women.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't know how I liked my coffee.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women.

Without other people's dick in it.

i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle

i am your ideal woman: 6'8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. looking for a VERY compact man to ride on my shoulders so i look cool.