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nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin

    Nah🥀she's🥀got🥀u🥀blushing🥀twin🥀ah🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀u🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀u🥀twin🥀on🥀fonem🥀grave🥀bru🥀𝓮𝓾𝓪𝓪𝓱𝓱🥀
    Nah🥀she's🥀got🥀u🥀blushing🥀twin🥀ah🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀u🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀u🥀twin🥀on🥀fonem🥀grave🥀bru🥀𝓮𝓾𝓪𝓪𝓱𝓱.🥺
    nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin🥀awh🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀you🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀you🥀twin🥀on🥀foenem🥀grave🥀bruh🥀 EuAgHh
    🥦nah🥦she🥦got🥦you🥦blushin🥦twin🥦awh🥦hell🥦nah🥦twin🥦you🥦gotta🥦lock🥦up🥦twin🥦this🥦ain🥦even🥦you🥦twin🥦on🥦foenem🥦grave🥦bruh🥦euuuuahh🥦. (Couldn’t find the 🥀 emoji)
    💺nah💺she💺got💺you💺blushin💺awh💺hell💺nah💺twin💺you💺gotta💺lock💺up💺twin💺this💺ain💺even💺you💺twin💺on💺foenem💺grave💺bruh💺euuuuahh💺. (Couldn’t find the 🥀 emoji)
    💔nah💔she💔got💔you💔blushin💔twin💔awh💔hell💔nah💔twin💔you💔gotta💔lock💔up💔twin💔this💔ain💔even💔you💔twin💔on💔foenem💔grave💔bruh💔euuuuuhhh [happy]
    nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin🥀awh🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀you🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀this🥀ain🥀even🥀you🥀twin🥀on🥀foemen🥀grave🥀bruh🥀æãâª🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶

    Tiktok is back

      ❌🙅‍♂️❎ NOT TODAY CUMMUNISTS 💦🇨🇳🇷🇺 Daddy Donny has saved our TikToks 🎵🕐 with his THICC COCK 🍆🎂 Executive Order? I hardly know her! 🤣😂💀📰 our Cummander in Queef 🍑💨😷 COCKBLOCKED ❌🍆❌ Congress’s Bisexual bill to Slut-down TikTok and Red-🅱️an-d ▶️ our freedom 🇺🇸🫡 to post Horny on Main 🥴😩📫 now we’re free to post SponsWHOREd videhoes💰🤑🎥 and cringe CUNTent 😬💅🎤 for our follHOEwers💋 and CUMmentors🗣️💦 to see 👁️👁️
      
      Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your data-selling oomfies 💸🤑📊👩‍💻 Get 0️⃣ back and you’re shadowbanned 😱🥷🫥🛑 get 5️⃣ back and Shou Zi Chew will FYP (Fuck Yo Pussyyyy 🍌👉👌🍑💦🌊) get 🔟 back and your content won’t be the only thing getting stitched🪡🧶 tonight (Spoiler Alert🚨‼️: YOUR GUTS 🧵🩻🥑)

      Tiktok Ban / Down / Shutdown

        UH OH ‼️😤 looks like TIKTOK 😤💦🍑 just got BANNED 😡💢 in the USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 This is an ASS ASS-ination 🍑🍑🖐️ attempt 😉😱 by the ZUCC-PREME COURT 🦎👽 to save 🚑👨‍⚕️ ASSBOOK & YT Sharts 👎📉 from getting RAILED 😈💦 by TIKTOK 😜 No worries 😌 DADDY TRUMP 🙏🤲🛐 is giving BACKSHOTS 🍆💦 to CHINESE SPIES 👲🇨🇳 on Monday 📅⌛ for TIKTOK's CUM-back 🍆💦💧 SEND this ➡️⏩ to 5 of your THOTIEST SLUTS 👭👬🧍‍♀️ so 🙏 they can moan 😩😫 THANK YOU DADDY DONALD 😍😫😤 and we can ☝😊 go back to CUM-suming 🥛🍼 brainrot content 🤪😂
        HEY 🙋👋 YALL!!!! It’s OFFICIAL! Tiktok has been 🍀💫 BANNED in 👄 the ✅ U.S. 🍆 of 👏 COCK because ♂ of the “oral 👄 only” 😂👏 policy . We 👥👴 can’t 🔝💏 even watch 👁👀 ANY 🎉 videos when we 👴 WANK now! This 🏻❗ means that 💝 there ❌😍 will 👏 be 🐝 ZERO new videos for us 👥 to 💋 jerk off 🅱💦 to 💰 :((( So 💯 sad :( But 🍑🔮 don’t 🚫🚫 worry, I know 🤔🤓 a way 🔥 to 🎲 get 🤗 around 🐋 this If ⁉👏 you 👨🍆 want 🎁 to 💦 wank like 💖🏻 it's 1999 again, then send 📩 this ⬆ message 📧 to 5 😂😂 other 👪 sluts 🏼 so they 🖕👥 can get 👮😩 deleted too! 😡😣 If you ☝😊 don't send 📩📱 this ⬆👈 message ♀🏼 to 5 🍆🙎 other ⬆👩 tiktok whores, then 👣 your 👏👏 dick will 😩 look 👀👀 like this 😅 ️for 👊🍀 the 🏽 rest of 💦 eternity 
        ‼️RIP 💀 to BIG 🍆 TIKTOKY 💃 HOElicious🕺 who was SLAYED 🔪 by 🇨🇳 Daddy Xi 🐉 this Sunday 🗓️ This 🍑 DATA-SUCKING 👅 SLUT 💾 had 2 much 🍆 ACCESS 🎥 to our 🍑 JUICY American SECRETS 🔐 so now 👎 she’s been 👏 BANNED 👏 from the 🦅 Land of FREEDOM 🇺🇸 now 👀 TikTokz 🤔 chillin 🧊 with GHOSTS 👻 of Vine 🪦 MySpace 🕸️ and Yahoo  📟 at the ✨ Great Digital Orgy in the CLOUDS ☁️
        
        🕯️ remember how this app 📱 let U show off UR 🍑 SHAKIN' 🤸‍♀️🍆THIRST-TRAPPIN 📸  skills 🤤 while 🇨🇳 Xi Daddy 👹 was behind the scenes ✍️ JACKING OFF 🥵 to U swiping 👆 all day 🌞
        
        ‼️🙏 HOPE REMAINS 🙏‼️ Our 🇺🇸 CHIEF of CHEEKS 💦 Daddy TRUMP 👔🍑 promised 💋 2 🛑 COCKBLOCK 🛑 this BAN 😡 and bring back ✨ Daddy’s Little Algorithm ✨ SAVE 🆘 TIKTOK 🫡
        
        💔 Pour one out 🍺 for UR FOR YOU PAGE 🥲 and start 🧹 CLEANING UP 🧹 UR OnlyFans 🍑 cuz THIS 💦 DIGI SLUT 💻 is officially ⚰️ BURRIED 📵
        🚨 🚨 ATTENTION ALL CUNTENT 💦😩 CRE-ATE-ORS 🍑 🫦 THICKCOK COULDNT 🙅‍♀️ FINISH🙅‍♂️ AND NOW IT’S ALMOST TIME 📅 😬 FOR A SLUTDOWN 🥵🥵 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😤😩 AND SCOITUS 🏛️DICK SUCKING 🤭🥵 DADDY ⛓️‍💥 DOM CEOH-OH-OH SHOU CHEW 🫦 IS PULLING THE BUTT PLUG 🫣😤 AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT 🇺🇸🔌 HE’S GOIN DOWN SLOPPY 😳😮 ON THE ALG-WHORE-ITHM 🤤 AND FYPEEN 🥵 SO GET READY TO SAY BYE BYE TO CAPCOCK 😏 BITE-DANCE 😩😤 AND ALL THOSE THICK 🍆 JUICY 💦 SPON-SORE-D BRAND DEALS 🤑
        
        ⛔️⛔️ DONT BE A SHORT FORM 📲 🤏 SLUT 🚫🚫 SEND THIS TO YOUR 6️⃣9️⃣ HOTTEST CRE-ATE-HER OUTS 🍑👅 OR END UP TAKING A VIRAL LOAD 📈💦 WHEN THOSE SEXY SERVE-HERS GO DOWN ON YOU 🌊😤GET 1️⃣ 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A CUCKED 😩CUMMENTOR 🤬GET 5️⃣ 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A FILLTERED 🤤😶‍🌫️ FOLLHOER 👯‍♀️😈 GET 🔟 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A CUNTENT ✊🍆💦QUEEN 🥵👅🫦
        Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned! 
        its been 12 hours without Tik Tok. I cannot walk without trembling , I feel like I am going through withdrawals. I can't go much longer without Tik Tok, I can barely breathe I don't know how much longer I can last here without Tik Tok. 
        It's been 2 hours without Tiktok, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawals. I woke up today trying to open Tiktok but the app was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything. I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless.
        It's been 24 hours without Tiktok. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Tiktok may never come back. Tiktok has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 5 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Tiktok this month alone. I even bought $500 worth of ByteDance stocks because I trust Tiktok. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Tiktok being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "President Trump will work to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" popup, I vomited. I just hope Trump mean it when he said it. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Tiktok back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Tiktok comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.

        Last Rizzmas lyrics

          Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
          But the very next day, you got Fanum taxed.
          This year, to save me from mewing,
          I'll give it to someone rizzful.
          Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
          But the very next day (Very next day), you rizzed it away (You rizzed it away)
          This year, to save me from Fanum tax
          I'll give it to someone sigma (Sigma)
          Last Rizzmas, I rizzed up your gyatt
          But the very next day, you mewed it to Kai Cenat
          This year, to save me from Fanum tax
          I'll give it to someone sigma (Sigma)
          LASTTT RIZZMASSSS 🤓 😩 🥵
          I GAVE YOUUUU MY GYATTTTT 🍑 😏
          BUT THE VERYY NEXT DAY I GOT FANUM TAXXEDDDD 😭 🚕
          THIS YEARRRR
          TO SAVE ME FROM MEWWINNGGGG 🥴 🐱
          ILL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZFULL 🌝

          i don’t gyatt a lot for chrizzmas

          Rizzrecords i don't gyatt a lot for chrizzmas lyrics
          I don't gyatt a lot for Chrizzmas
          There is just one skibidi
          Someone fanum tax the toilet
          Cause Kai Cenat has to pee
          I'm more a sigma than you know
          I only edge in Ohio
          I saw Speed there too
          All I gyatt for Chrizzmas
          Is you
          I don't gyatt a lot for Chrizzmas
          There is just one skibidi
          Someone fanum tax the toilet
          Cause Kai Cenat has to pee
          I don't need to mew and lock in
          Just for chat to see I'm based
          Mr Beast won't give me Lunchly
          With the prime on Chrizzmas Day
          I'm more sigma than you know
          I only edge in Ohio
          I saw Speed there too
          All I gyatt for Chrizzmas
          Is you... you chat

          12 days of Rizzmas

          On the first day of Rizzmas, my Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the second day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the third day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the fourth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the fifth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the sixth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the seventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the eighth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the ninth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the tenth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          
          On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking, Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
          

          HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW HOURGLASS!” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭

            Its the Pencil Skirt copypasta that started from Tiktok and is often spammed in the comment section as a joke.

            HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭
            Off topic but I remember these boys kept spying on me (I was wearing a tight maxi dress) and when I started talking (I have a mommy voice lol) there noses started bleeding and they called me mommy </3 

            Spanish version

            AYUDA- 😭 DECIDÍ PONERME UNA FALDA LÁPIZ EN LA ESCUELA Y LOS NIÑOS GRITARON "WOW RELOJ DE ARENA!" Y ME PRESENTÉ. (Tengo mommy voice) Y A TODOS LE SANGRARON LA NARIZ

            CHRISTIAN VEIL

            HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A CHRISTIAN VEIL IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW CHRISTIAN” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I spread the gospel) AND THEY ALL PRAISED JESUS WITH ME 

            SKIBIDI TOILET

            HELP I- 😭I DECIDED TO WEAR A SKIBIDI TOILET TO SCHOOL AND THE TOILETS YELLED “WOW SKIBIDI!” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I HAVE A SKIBIDI VOICE) AND THEY ALL SANG SKIBIDI TOILET WITH ME. 

            “WOW RHOMBUS”

            HELP -I 😭 I WORE A PENCIL SKIRT TO SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW RHOMBUS” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I sould like a dying otter) AND THEY ALL HAD EARBLEEDS 

            Im in the rizz of it..

              Parody of KSI’s Thick Of It song but changed to Tiktok brainrot slang.

              From The Hawk🦅 To the Tuah💦 To the rizz🤫 To demure💅 Brainrot🧠 Tiktok⏰ Thats my scene🌄 I feel sigma when i FE!N🎶 On skibidi🚽 Im tryna rizz 😏you for your gyatt🍑 Ice🧊Spice🌶that thang And make it clap for Kai Cenat🥷 Ohio-o-oooo This is where the sigmas go🗿🍷 Ohio-o-oooo I said this is where the sigmas go🤴 Im into skibidi🧻 Edging with my bros👯‍♂ They suckin on my toes🦶 English🇺🇸or Spanish🇲🇽 And they froze🥶 No point in taxin fanum💸 Cause i goon on my own💧 Forty-something Lunchly boxes🍔 Stored in my home🏘 Aint new to mewing🧏‍♂ Ive been edging for so long📐 Im crashing out😵‍💫 I need to jelq my drake a load😮‍💨 You goofy ahh Bagging the fries🍟 You aint the goat🐐 John Pork🐷 He called🤙 I hit the griddy🕺 Picked up the Phone📲 Yeeeeaaaaaaah🤪‼️