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this morning I woke up today in this morning in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up and remember that every morning I wo...I woke up that fucking day just remember that

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP TODAY ON THIS MORNING AND THE MORNING I WOKE UP THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND REMEMBER THAT EVERY MORNING THAT I WAKE UP I W-I WOKE UP THAT FUCKING DAY JUST REMEMBER THAT.

this  morning  i woke up  today  in this morning  and the morning  i woke up  this morning  i woke up  and remember  that every 🫵 morning that i  wake up 🫵 i wo- 🫵 i woke up that FUCKING 🫵 day just remember that

this morning i woke up today in this morning in this morning i woke in the morning i woke up and remember that every morning i wake up

Origin

The ‘this morning I woke up today in this morning’ meme came from an argument between TiffaNobi and Hayden Jang. Both of them are fairly popular Twitch streamers and mainly do IRL chatting streams.

The context behind the argument is after Hayden placed his fingers inside his mouth which led TiffaNobi to ask him why he “throat” himself. This then led to Hayden saying his finger doesn’t reach the back of his throat and to prove his point pressured her to do it too. She refused to do it on stream implying its sexual which led him to accuse her of not washing her hands.

TiffaNobi eventually conceded and put her fingers into her mouth and admited it doesn’t ‘throat’ her. Hayden then proclaimed he won which led Tiffa to ask him why his being such an asshole. The argument then spiraled into Hayden thinking she wants to put her fingers up his asshole and Tiffa saying he’s gaslighting her into thinking she said that. The meme clip then ensued after that.

The original clip from livestream can be found here on TiffaNobi’s VOD channel with timestamps included.

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