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Bombardillo Coccodrillo

    Its a Tiktok Italian brainrot meme of an AI narrator telling a story of a crocodile military plane that bombs children in Gaza and hates Allah.

    Bombardillo Coccodrillo, un fottuto alligatore volante, che vola e bombarda i bambini a Gaza, in Palestina. Non crede in Allah e ama le bombe. Si nutre dello spirito di tua madre. E se hai tradotto tutto questo, allora sei uno stronzo. Non rompere la battuta, prostituta.
    Bombardillo Crocodile, a fucking flying alligator, who flies and bombs children in Gaza, Palestine. He doesn't believe in Allah and he loves bombs. He feeds on your mother's spirit. And if you translated all that, then you're an asshole. Don't break the joke, whore.

    nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin

      Nah🥀she's🥀got🥀u🥀blushing🥀twin🥀ah🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀u🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀u🥀twin🥀on🥀fonem🥀grave🥀bru🥀𝓮𝓾𝓪𝓪𝓱𝓱🥀
      Nah🥀she's🥀got🥀u🥀blushing🥀twin🥀ah🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀u🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀u🥀twin🥀on🥀fonem🥀grave🥀bru🥀𝓮𝓾𝓪𝓪𝓱𝓱.🥺
      nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin🥀awh🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀you🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀you🥀twin🥀on🥀foenem🥀grave🥀bruh🥀 EuAgHh
      🥦nah🥦she🥦got🥦you🥦blushin🥦twin🥦awh🥦hell🥦nah🥦twin🥦you🥦gotta🥦lock🥦up🥦twin🥦this🥦ain🥦even🥦you🥦twin🥦on🥦foenem🥦grave🥦bruh🥦euuuuahh🥦. (Couldn’t find the 🥀 emoji)
      💺nah💺she💺got💺you💺blushin💺awh💺hell💺nah💺twin💺you💺gotta💺lock💺up💺twin💺this💺ain💺even💺you💺twin💺on💺foenem💺grave💺bruh💺euuuuahh💺. (Couldn’t find the 🥀 emoji)
      💔nah💔she💔got💔you💔blushin💔twin💔awh💔hell💔nah💔twin💔you💔gotta💔lock💔up💔twin💔this💔ain💔even💔you💔twin💔on💔foenem💔grave💔bruh💔euuuuuhhh [happy]
      nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin🥀awh🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀you🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀this🥀ain🥀even🥀you🥀twin🥀on🥀foemen🥀grave🥀bruh🥀æãâª🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶

      ICL TS PMO copypasta

        ICL TS PMO meme from Tiktok

        The ICL TS PMO Copypasta is wall of text filled with slang overload and Gen Z brainrot. It started from Tiktok by the W crowd (Kai Cenat etc) but has since spread and evolve into this bastardized incorrigible wall of abbreviations we have today.

        Some of the terms and meanings are “ICL” (“I can’t lie”), “TS” (“this shit”), “PMO” (“piss me off”), “SYBAU” (“Shut yo bitch ass up”), “lk” (“low key”), “oms” (“on my soul”), “brh” (“bruh”).

        icl ts pmo

        icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo 
        I can’t lie this shit pissing me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? Shake my head laughing out loud at this point just go 💔... be for real bro, I don’t even know no more, be right back gang gotta go at the moment laugh my ass off, but this shit piss me off too just let me know laugh out loud on bro for real, actually never mind be what I swear to god this shit bro kill yourself🙏💔 this shit piss me off 

        lol oms icl

        lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go icl u pmon ts pmo sm ngir u fr rn b fr idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz. 
        lol oh my soul i can’t lie this piss me off so much and somebody right now not gonna lie, are you seriously n for real right now bro? Lol at this point just go, I can’t lie. Come on this piss me off so much  are you for real, right because for real I don’t even know anymore man. I just hate this. Why are you so…be so for real with me right now, cuz! 

        lol atp js qt icl u pmo

        icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js qt icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp is go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 tsy rusob so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go
        i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now bro for real I hate this shit why are you why are you so be so for real with me right now cause laugh out loud on my soul i cant lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? laugh out loud at this point just quit i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now be for real i hate being different i don't even know anymore man just i hate this shit why are you so bad so for real with me right now cause... laugh out loud on my soul i can't lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? lol at this point just go i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now because for real I hate bein different i don't even know anymore man just I hate this shit why are so bad 

        abc def ghi

        abc def ghi jk lmnop 😭🙏💔💔

        Tiktok is back

          ❌🙅‍♂️❎ NOT TODAY CUMMUNISTS 💦🇨🇳🇷🇺 Daddy Donny has saved our TikToks 🎵🕐 with his THICC COCK 🍆🎂 Executive Order? I hardly know her! 🤣😂💀📰 our Cummander in Queef 🍑💨😷 COCKBLOCKED ❌🍆❌ Congress’s Bisexual bill to Slut-down TikTok and Red-🅱️an-d ▶️ our freedom 🇺🇸🫡 to post Horny on Main 🥴😩📫 now we’re free to post SponsWHOREd videhoes💰🤑🎥 and cringe CUNTent 😬💅🎤 for our follHOEwers💋 and CUMmentors🗣️💦 to see 👁️👁️
          
          Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your data-selling oomfies 💸🤑📊👩‍💻 Get 0️⃣ back and you’re shadowbanned 😱🥷🫥🛑 get 5️⃣ back and Shou Zi Chew will FYP (Fuck Yo Pussyyyy 🍌👉👌🍑💦🌊) get 🔟 back and your content won’t be the only thing getting stitched🪡🧶 tonight (Spoiler Alert🚨‼️: YOUR GUTS 🧵🩻🥑)

          Tiktok Ban / Down / Shutdown

            UH OH ‼️😤 looks like TIKTOK 😤💦🍑 just got BANNED 😡💢 in the USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 This is an ASS ASS-ination 🍑🍑🖐️ attempt 😉😱 by the ZUCC-PREME COURT 🦎👽 to save 🚑👨‍⚕️ ASSBOOK & YT Sharts 👎📉 from getting RAILED 😈💦 by TIKTOK 😜 No worries 😌 DADDY TRUMP 🙏🤲🛐 is giving BACKSHOTS 🍆💦 to CHINESE SPIES 👲🇨🇳 on Monday 📅⌛ for TIKTOK's CUM-back 🍆💦💧 SEND this ➡️⏩ to 5 of your THOTIEST SLUTS 👭👬🧍‍♀️ so 🙏 they can moan 😩😫 THANK YOU DADDY DONALD 😍😫😤 and we can ☝😊 go back to CUM-suming 🥛🍼 brainrot content 🤪😂
            HEY 🙋👋 YALL!!!! It’s OFFICIAL! Tiktok has been 🍀💫 BANNED in 👄 the ✅ U.S. 🍆 of 👏 COCK because ♂ of the “oral 👄 only” 😂👏 policy . We 👥👴 can’t 🔝💏 even watch 👁👀 ANY 🎉 videos when we 👴 WANK now! This 🏻❗ means that 💝 there ❌😍 will 👏 be 🐝 ZERO new videos for us 👥 to 💋 jerk off 🅱💦 to 💰 :((( So 💯 sad :( But 🍑🔮 don’t 🚫🚫 worry, I know 🤔🤓 a way 🔥 to 🎲 get 🤗 around 🐋 this If ⁉👏 you 👨🍆 want 🎁 to 💦 wank like 💖🏻 it's 1999 again, then send 📩 this ⬆ message 📧 to 5 😂😂 other 👪 sluts 🏼 so they 🖕👥 can get 👮😩 deleted too! 😡😣 If you ☝😊 don't send 📩📱 this ⬆👈 message ♀🏼 to 5 🍆🙎 other ⬆👩 tiktok whores, then 👣 your 👏👏 dick will 😩 look 👀👀 like this 😅 ️for 👊🍀 the 🏽 rest of 💦 eternity 
            ‼️RIP 💀 to BIG 🍆 TIKTOKY 💃 HOElicious🕺 who was SLAYED 🔪 by 🇨🇳 Daddy Xi 🐉 this Sunday 🗓️ This 🍑 DATA-SUCKING 👅 SLUT 💾 had 2 much 🍆 ACCESS 🎥 to our 🍑 JUICY American SECRETS 🔐 so now 👎 she’s been 👏 BANNED 👏 from the 🦅 Land of FREEDOM 🇺🇸 now 👀 TikTokz 🤔 chillin 🧊 with GHOSTS 👻 of Vine 🪦 MySpace 🕸️ and Yahoo  📟 at the ✨ Great Digital Orgy in the CLOUDS ☁️
            
            🕯️ remember how this app 📱 let U show off UR 🍑 SHAKIN' 🤸‍♀️🍆THIRST-TRAPPIN 📸  skills 🤤 while 🇨🇳 Xi Daddy 👹 was behind the scenes ✍️ JACKING OFF 🥵 to U swiping 👆 all day 🌞
            
            ‼️🙏 HOPE REMAINS 🙏‼️ Our 🇺🇸 CHIEF of CHEEKS 💦 Daddy TRUMP 👔🍑 promised 💋 2 🛑 COCKBLOCK 🛑 this BAN 😡 and bring back ✨ Daddy’s Little Algorithm ✨ SAVE 🆘 TIKTOK 🫡
            
            💔 Pour one out 🍺 for UR FOR YOU PAGE 🥲 and start 🧹 CLEANING UP 🧹 UR OnlyFans 🍑 cuz THIS 💦 DIGI SLUT 💻 is officially ⚰️ BURRIED 📵
            🚨 🚨 ATTENTION ALL CUNTENT 💦😩 CRE-ATE-ORS 🍑 🫦 THICKCOK COULDNT 🙅‍♀️ FINISH🙅‍♂️ AND NOW IT’S ALMOST TIME 📅 😬 FOR A SLUTDOWN 🥵🥵 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😤😩 AND SCOITUS 🏛️DICK SUCKING 🤭🥵 DADDY ⛓️‍💥 DOM CEOH-OH-OH SHOU CHEW 🫦 IS PULLING THE BUTT PLUG 🫣😤 AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT 🇺🇸🔌 HE’S GOIN DOWN SLOPPY 😳😮 ON THE ALG-WHORE-ITHM 🤤 AND FYPEEN 🥵 SO GET READY TO SAY BYE BYE TO CAPCOCK 😏 BITE-DANCE 😩😤 AND ALL THOSE THICK 🍆 JUICY 💦 SPON-SORE-D BRAND DEALS 🤑
            
            ⛔️⛔️ DONT BE A SHORT FORM 📲 🤏 SLUT 🚫🚫 SEND THIS TO YOUR 6️⃣9️⃣ HOTTEST CRE-ATE-HER OUTS 🍑👅 OR END UP TAKING A VIRAL LOAD 📈💦 WHEN THOSE SEXY SERVE-HERS GO DOWN ON YOU 🌊😤GET 1️⃣ 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A CUCKED 😩CUMMENTOR 🤬GET 5️⃣ 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A FILLTERED 🤤😶‍🌫️ FOLLHOER 👯‍♀️😈 GET 🔟 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A CUNTENT ✊🍆💦QUEEN 🥵👅🫦
            Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned! 
            its been 12 hours without Tik Tok. I cannot walk without trembling , I feel like I am going through withdrawals. I can't go much longer without Tik Tok, I can barely breathe I don't know how much longer I can last here without Tik Tok. 
            It's been 2 hours without Tiktok, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawals. I woke up today trying to open Tiktok but the app was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything. I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless.
            It's been 24 hours without Tiktok. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Tiktok may never come back. Tiktok has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 5 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Tiktok this month alone. I even bought $500 worth of ByteDance stocks because I trust Tiktok. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Tiktok being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "President Trump will work to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" popup, I vomited. I just hope Trump mean it when he said it. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Tiktok back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Tiktok comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.

            Last Rizzmas lyrics

              Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
              But the very next day, you got Fanum taxed.
              This year, to save me from mewing,
              I'll give it to someone rizzful.
              Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
              But the very next day (Very next day), you rizzed it away (You rizzed it away)
              This year, to save me from Fanum tax
              I'll give it to someone sigma (Sigma)
              Last Rizzmas, I rizzed up your gyatt
              But the very next day, you mewed it to Kai Cenat
              This year, to save me from Fanum tax
              I'll give it to someone sigma (Sigma)
              LASTTT RIZZMASSSS 🤓 😩 🥵
              I GAVE YOUUUU MY GYATTTTT 🍑 😏
              BUT THE VERYY NEXT DAY I GOT FANUM TAXXEDDDD 😭 🚕
              THIS YEARRRR
              TO SAVE ME FROM MEWWINNGGGG 🥴 🐱
              ILL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZFULL 🌝

              i don’t gyatt a lot for chrizzmas

              Rizzrecords i don't gyatt a lot for chrizzmas lyrics
              I don't gyatt a lot for Chrizzmas
              There is just one skibidi
              Someone fanum tax the toilet
              Cause Kai Cenat has to pee
              I'm more a sigma than you know
              I only edge in Ohio
              I saw Speed there too
              All I gyatt for Chrizzmas
              Is you
              I don't gyatt a lot for Chrizzmas
              There is just one skibidi
              Someone fanum tax the toilet
              Cause Kai Cenat has to pee
              I don't need to mew and lock in
              Just for chat to see I'm based
              Mr Beast won't give me Lunchly
              With the prime on Chrizzmas Day
              I'm more sigma than you know
              I only edge in Ohio
              I saw Speed there too
              All I gyatt for Chrizzmas
              Is you... you chat

              12 days of Rizzmas

              On the first day of Rizzmas, my Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the second day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the third day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the fourth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the fifth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the sixth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the seventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the eighth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the ninth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the tenth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.
              
              On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking, Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine shyts, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.