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How exactly does one get p**sy while living at the white house as a teenage boy?

    How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

    Consider yourself #blocked

      So I've blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.

✔️You done a sexism.

✔️You done a bi-erasure.

✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.

✔️You called me "Joe Cuckhold"

Twitter is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet.

Pow.

      Reddit should start their own country.

        Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

        Wreck It Ralph is stupid

          I fucking hate wreck it Ralph. Stupid fucking asshole destroyed that little girls car alongside her hopes and dreams. He could have just fucking told her not to race but no he just destroys it. He could have fucking explained why she shouldn't have racee but no he fucking destroys her car. also his stupid Fucking outfit. It's so fucking pretentious. the fucking overalls what a fucking hillbilly. I want to fucking wreck hi shitty brick house he made. and he gets fucking jealous because she found a fucking friend. he's a fucking pedophile. I want to crush his stupid pedophile face in with a fucking hammer. he probably fucking watches people sleep. fuck you fucking fatass fucking pedophile wearing overalls big nose ass bitch.

          Elsa from Frozen is one of the most unlikable, selfish, idiotic characters I have ever seen in a kids movie.

            I just finished watching Frozen 2 with my girlfriend at her request, and anything and everything Elsa touches turns to shit in this film. I could excuse the first time around. In the first movie she's just coming of age, she's just become a true ruling monarch, things are stressful. A lot happens at once and she's a young girl who has trouble communicating because she's been locked inside a room almost all her life. After the events of the first film, there ZERO EXCUSE for pulling the same shit in Frozen 2. I'm not gonna spoil anything in detail but she has zero character development whatsoever, pulling the same shit for the same self-serving reasons. She does not develop in any way whatsoever, in this movie or the one before it. Because, you know, the core character and the face of a Disney franchise should let kids know that not even TRYING to communicate your feelings, only thinking of yourself and making absolutely no effort to change toxic characteristics are things to be admired. She's Disney's own homemade version of Bojack fucking Horseman but at least Bojack knows he's a terrible, toxic person.