The Binding of Isaac

Edmund McMillen. You little fucker. You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac.

Edmund Mcmillen you little fucker original copypasta tweet

Originated from an alleged drunk tweet, OP later apologized and deleted the tweet the day after but it was already made a meme. The creator of Binding of Isaac himself, Edmund Mcmillen retweeted it saying he wanted the quote on his tombstone.

Edmund McMillen. You little fucker. You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac. It’s fucking bad this trash game. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow; on a trash farm, you sucker.

@EdmundMcMillen, you little fucker.

You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac.

It’s fucking bad, this trash game.

I will become back my money.

I hope you will in your next time a cow; on a trash farm, you sucker.

The original tweet came from an account called DKD_Werbung whom many theorize could be German since the account name “Werbung”is German for advertisement. “Become back my money” is also a classic mistake in Germany since you say “Ich bekomme (mein Geld) zurück” -> “I get (my money) back”.

Edmund McMillen, you little fucker.
You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac. It’s fucking bad, this trash game. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucker.

u/EdmundMcMillen, you little fucker.

You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac.

It’s fucking bad, this trash game.

I will become back my money.

I hope you will in your next time a cow; on a trash farm, you sucker.

Serj bullied me in high school

Created by r/dookiebutt777, its a shitpost story of getting bullied by Serj Tankian the lead vocalist for the band System of a Down. The absurd story then got adopted by other fanbase and became a copypasta.

Serj bullied me in high school. Only problem I was in high school from 2016-2020 and Serj was already like 50 by that point. He didn’t go to the same school I went to or even live in the same state for that matter. It was so bizarre to find him waiting for me outside at the bus stop every afternoon just to make fun of me in front of my crush or knock things out of my hands. One time I sang a System of a Down cover at a school talent show and the whole crowd cheered after I had finished, letting me know I did well but after the applause had died down, Serj stood up from the very back of the audience and booed me really aggressively and made sure that everyone knew it was his song and he can do it better. Another time he even told my bus driver that I had crabs and if he lets me on the bus I’m liable to get everyone on the bus infested which was just a total lie. I’ve never met Serj before this started happening and am from a pretty small remote town in Tennessee. The final time I ever saw him was at my graduation ceremony, somehow he had gotten involved with the whole program and was standing on stage beside my high school’s principal shaking the students’ hands. When it was my turn to walk across the stage and I locked eyes with Serj for the final time, he gripped my hand firmly and said “no one will ever believe what I’ve done to you, but know that you are going to be a better man because of it.” I’m still not sure why a millionaire musician would randomly decide to start doing this to someone, or how it affected me into being a better person in the long run, but at least I have this story to tell.

Edmund McMillen bullied me in high school

Edmund McMillen bullied me in high school. Only problem I was in high school from 2016-2020 and Edmund was already like 40 by that point. He didn’t go to the same school I went to or even live in the same state for that matter. It was so bizarre to find him waiting for me outside at the bus stop every afternoon just to make fun of me in front of my crush or knock things out of my hands. One time I sang Living in the light cover at a school talent show and the whole crowd cheered after I had finished, letting me know I did well but after the applause had died down, Edmund stood up from the very back of the audience and booed me really aggressively and made sure that everyone knew it was his song and he can do it better. Another time he even told my bus driver that I had crabs and if he lets me on the bus I’m liable to get everyone on the bus infested which was just a total lie. I’ve never met Edmund before this started happening and am from a pretty small remote town in Tennessee. The final time I ever saw him was at my graduation ceremony, somehow he had gotten involved with the whole program and was standing on stage beside my high school’s principal shaking the students’ hands. When it was my turn to walk across the stage and I locked eyes with Edmund for the final time, he gripped my hand firmly and said “no one will ever believe what I’ve done to you, but know that you are going to be a better man because of it.” I’m still not sure why a millionaire game designer would randomly decide to start doing this to someone, or how it affected me into being a better person in the long run, but at least I have this story to tell.

I WANT TO FUCK NERD DELIRIUM.

I WANT TO FUCK NERD DELIRIUM.

Every single day since I saw that image it’s all I think about. I want her big voluptuous breasts to smother my face as she gazes at me through her big round nerdy fucking glasses. I want to lick her huge fucking front teeth as she pins me down and spits on me. I want her to own me. To take control. To transform into anything her heart desires while I’m inside her. The only thing my heart yearns for is nerd delirium’s huge juicy fucking mommy milkers to nourish my life force for as long as I live. I can’t get her out of my head. I can’t even fucking play Isaac anymore; if I make it to the void I get an erection and it’s too distracting to play. If delirium kills me (which she always does due to my infatuation) I instantly cum. It’s not fucking fair. I need her. I can’t sleep anymore. Anytime I see a pair of big tits all I can imagine is them being gray with a big huge pair of glasses on the face above them. I already ordered a body pillow with nerd delirium printed on it, but I know that will only satisfy me for a short time. It’s only a matter of time before I start commissioning nerd delirium sex dolls. She’s my world, she’s my everything. Please help, I’m not sure how to deal with this.

You know what? I’m gonna say it.

The Infamy Mask enemies make me want to put a meat grinder into my rectum and grind all of my organs into paste.

I am two centimeters from peeling off my fingernails and gluing them onto my forehead in the shape of a penis just so everyone can see how dicked over I have been by these things.

Every time I see one I think this time will be different—This time I’ll be careful—This time—this time—ughhhhhhhhh. They can fucking see into the future. The whip around corners and do 180s if you are within 2 continents of them. Oh yeah, they’re also INVINCIBLE?? You have to kill the stupid heart which by the way also shoots at you and must have the mask on speed dial because he always shows up bends you over and makes you his bitch in like 4 microseconds.

EVEN WORSE, the game usually puts like 4 of them in a basic 1x1 room size and it’s also very common to have a grid of metal blocks making it impossible to dodge them by moving off axis.

Is this what slavery feels like? Being thrust into a room naked while giant hearts mind control masks that lick your nipples so hard that it can literally kill you??

Unrelated but I also hate tainted Cain. Unfortunately, my life coach says that this rant has already generated enough negative energy to keep people who enjoy watching the news busy for at least 24 hours. Seriously what is wrong with people who enjoy having a cup of Joe while the TV tells them about the most horrifying things known to man.

Anyways I need to google how to remove a meat grinder from my rectum. Rant over.

TL;DR:

Fuck you for not reading my post. If you want to know what it was about, I have some great advice: it starts at the top, not the bottom.