I may have accidentally committed a felony today by inadvertently exposing myself to a teenage girl.
I recently had a baby, and in an effort to maximize time, I often pump for cum while I'm driving. Earlier today I had to pick up a Target drive-up order just as I was finishing my pumping session.
I pulled into the parking spot and clicked the "I'm here" button in the app, figuring I'd have a few minutes to get pumping wrapped up and put away. I shouldn't have underestimated Target's customer service.
Within 20 seconds a pubescent teen girl was staring at me through my drivers seat window, mere inches from my cum splattered, grotesque postpartum cock and balls (which could probably more accurately be described as big jim and the twins).
Her face told an epic story only a seasoned author could conjure:
1. Confusion.
2. Skeptical confusion as she starred directly at my tip being sucked into the transparent flanges like a profane cow
3. Horror
4. Massive embarrassment.
I have a feeling she will be conjuring this story to a therapist someday, LOL!
TL:DR: I didn't get my pumping session wrapped up soon enough and flashed a teenage Target employee with my cum producing cock and balls.
