Taylor Swift

From a Taylor Swift fan response towards a Swifty hater on Twitter.

kill yourself you fatass 3xl beluga whale bitch, you oversized cunt whore. Your mom needs to shove a tampon up her bloody vag and leave it in there for a week so she can get toxic shock syndrome and die, worthless bitch, we know her loose ass vag needs the extra heavy and thick tampons anyways be the heavy flow bloody pig got her pussy swollen by birthing your fat head ass. You need to go get swept away by the tide and drown to death or get mauled by piranhas. You disgusting revolting foul vile faced cunt. You look like if Matt smith was mixed with a leprechaun. You need to shove a rod up your dirty stinky poop stained asshole and have it regurgitate out your throat and rip all your organs inside out then you need to be flayed alive. I hope you get bussy lice from that dildo we know you shove up your hole every night fugly twink. Or better yet, let's send you to Dubai to stone you for being a fuggot. You need to be exterminated from society. Make a voodoo doll of yourself and cross stitch it so you can die painfully. We would get more value decomposing you back into our soil than let you waste our air. I hope some tribe people use you for a sacrificial ritual and eat your heart alive and then decapitate your head and mount it on a spike on your loose vag whOre sivt mom's front porch so see can die of grief and burn in hell with her pedo son. I hope maggots eat your dick and balls and then they tear plant eggs inside you which hatch and eat your intestines alive. I hope a bear shows up to your house and claws you to death, cunt. You smell like wet ear wax and pennies so clean yourself with bleach you foul scented white twink 

It’s a reference to the movie American Psycho scene “You like Huey Lewis and the News?” but changed to fit Taylor Swift.

You like Taylor Swift?

Her early work was a little too country for my tastes, but when ‘Red’ came out in 2012, I think she really came into her own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She’s been compared to Beyonce, but I think Taylor has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

In 2014, Taylor released this☝, ‘1989’, her most accomplished album. I think her undisputed masterpiece is "Blank Space", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about Taylor herself. HEY PAUL!!