Stop telling me to touch grass

Touching grass is extremely ableist

First and foremost, telling someone to touch grass can be extremely rude as they may not have access to grass in their area. The reason it is ableist is because some people are allergic to grass and telling them to touch grass is basically a death threat. They may also live in an apartment, and telling them to go outside it pretty much telling them to jump out of the window and kill themselves. I hope I could educate some of you. 💃💃💃

-💃Abby💃, BLM, ACAB, LGBTQ+, Dreamsexual, Animesexual,

Telling a gamer to “touch grass” is not an insult, rather it is advice

Time to thank every mf who ever told me to touch grass

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

Stop telling me to touch grass 😡😡😡

Sounds like OP needs to touch some grass.

Fuck all asshole who tell me to feel grass. I live in a desert with air pollution from a drying body of water. All I feel is hot dirt, all I smell is dead fish, all I hear are gunshots at night, which is why I love to go outside instead of bitching to weebs that tell weebs to go outside. I'm not a weeb! I know I finished watching anime long ago on YouTube like a weeb but guys I'm not a weeb! Stop saying I am I like 3d girls not 2d pillows that stink of sweat and nut. I exercise lifting a backpack full of books and shit and it do work doe.