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7 inch dicks are small.

    Everyone keeps asking if a 6-7 inch dick is even remotely medium sized, but no, not at all, I’m surprised if a 7 inched cock can even make it past the cheeks. I’ve seen so many posts asking “Is my seven inch cock big?” and it looks like the smallest fucking cock ever, I’m shocked sizes under that exists. If you have a 7 inches I feel bad for you, and you should get enlargement surgery. When you get to 8 inches, that’s when you start getting big, but 7 inches SMH. Man it’s honestly so sad that people think 7 inches are “good enough” when I feel that 7 inches couldn’t even fill me up, and I can prove it, if you have 7 inches or below, come by my house and I’ll tell you if it’s big enough, we’ll do many tests, I’ll deep throat, take it up the ass, and then we’ll really see how big your 7 inches is.


    A micropenis is the optimal penis

      Okay so hear me out. If you are a man blessed with a millimeter defeater you have ultimate powr. Everyone says "no mircropenis bad" and "female get no plesur." One would think these things mean you have less success as the alpha male you are but this is the complete opposite truth. With the amazing micropenis, you can imparaganate all the females your heart so desires.

How to imparaganate: You have yor micropenis, but you wanna knoe how to use it right. Imagine this- you are at the club and see all the amazing maidens surrounding you. You just know you haev to imparaganate at least one of them. Quietly, you unzip yor pants and reveal your mini marvel. You walk around and find the most fertile female at the party. You accidentally bump her from behind. She thinks that this is just mistaek since there are so many peeple. Little does she know however that you have rammed your tiny injector all 2.346 millimeters insid her. Instantly from all the amaezing plesur that you feel you bust a massive load. But she feels nothing cause yor weenor is so smol. After this 0.00000000001 second exchange you pull out and apalogize for your silly silly mistakey bump. She dusts off and walks away. As you also step back from the scene you smile because you know that you just gave this female the fruit of your loom. She shall be the wonderful bearer of your child.

With this amazing knowlidge, you know run around imperaganating all the females of the world while they have not a clue. Your micropenis has singlehandedly carried on your bloodline for thousands of millennia.

The takeaway: Micropenis = stealthmode = fertilization = carry on the legacy of the great father of the new generations

      Andrew Tate quote

        You're probably one of those dudes who walks down the street and everybody looks at him and just yeah, small dick. That's probably who you are. I hope you get really insecure next time you're out in public like, walking down the street and you see someone look at you a little bit and you're like, "oh why are they looking at me? Oh it must just be normal passing traffic" No! Everybody knows. Every girl you meet. Like, when you go talk to a girl in a club. You go "hi my name's Terry" she knows. They all know. I hope you become very insecure because you fucking should be. Everybody whose ever glanced at your pathetic miserable face has known that you have a fucking miniscule penis. And they will for the rest of your life. How does that make you feel?

        Bro my mom just basically said I have a small dick

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          Bro my mom just basically said I have a small dick

She just straight up said to me “I noticed when you go to pee sometimes you pee on the floor a little, if your penis doesn’t reach far enough you need to stand a little closer since its smaller”, and then started saying not to be embarrassed about it and that its ok and no one in the future will mind, its fucking weird. And now my confidence is fucked, thanks mom 👍