Bro my ass could not survive the conception.
I mean, first off, everyone who wasn't in the Shinjuku medical center died in the conception, and I don't live anywhere near Shinjuku (which is apparently a real place? Must have been made as an SMT reference).
But if I did miraculously live to see the vortex world, I'd immediately start seeking out some sexy demons to try and negotiate with them. Maybe a Pixie, they're cute and all, but my dream would be a Silky.
They're so pretty. Tall and elegant, with long hair that flows gracefully down their back, held back by that nice little hat to keep it out of her face when she's cleaning. She has that simple yet beautiful old European style dress that is so modest I haven't got a clue what lies underneath (the mystery is part of the appeal).
I'd find one, walk up to her to begin negotiations and she'd say something like "So, how do you feel about cleaning?" To which I'd respond "I think it's very important and do it regularly." (Silky is a faerie that is associated with housekeeping and cleanliness, which is why I know she'd appreciate this answer, even if it's a lie).
But then she'd probably respond to me by saying something like "Then why don't you clean your guts off the floor?" Then break off negotiations. She'd immediately hit me with a physical attack, which would be kind of hot, except she'd hit me hard enough to break my skull in two and leave me dead on the ground.
I want Demi-fiend to fuck me so hard.
Just imagine it. Going to bed after a long trip through the Vortex World. Not even having to take off much clothing, seeing as he's already showing off his sexy muscles. Unzipping his tight pants and seeing his huge tattooed cock swing out fully erect. Gently touching it and seeing it throb with hot black sticky demon precum. Putting it in my mouth and just going ham. Seeing his tattoos change glow in pleasure. Them him just grabbing me by the hair and pulling me all the way in as the cum fills my tummy.
Putting me on the bed and preparing my ass for the upcoming. Then him ramming his whole dick in there in one go. Scraping it and hitting it nonstop. Using me as a sperm dump. Filling my ass full. Hitting me so hard that I can't sit for a week.
Then him shoving his whole fist inside and Deathbounding inside my ass, destroying my insides. Making my asshole all bloody and drooling with Magatsuchi. Summoning Mara to stretch my ass, which then cums inside too to create a Vortex World inside my ass. Then Demi-fiend just straight up Gaea Raging me and making my whole body tear apart oh my fucking god so hot I get hard just thinking about it~
Then him summoning some demon lolitas to eat my remains oh fuck yes
I have never beaten Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne. I can’t beat Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne.
It all began the first time I got to Ikebukuro. I finally defeated the matador by buffing retards so he’d kill them instead, and when I finally reached the town I was greeted by the biggest, manliest demon I’ve ever seen: Oni.
Oni is perfect. Those crimson abs, gigantic, powerful biceps that could snap your spine in half, and small beady eyes. It took every bit of willpower that I had to power through the Mantra HQ and continue with the game. But then later came the Ikebukuro tunnels.
Immediately knowing that I was going into a dark tunnel complex with four big, strong Oni lurking around got me super aroused. I was sweating buckets, my hands clamming up and my Captain America underpants were getting tight. When I ran into the first Oni down there I completely lost myself. When it attacked me, I couldn’t bear to attack back. I just wanted to let myself be brutalized and taken deep into the tunnels by these 4 big manly demons, never to be seen again.
God, I could just imagine it. My battered body being thrown over the thug’s shoulder and carried for hours to the deepest point of the tunnels. Being roughly hurled to the ground as all 4 of them whip out their giant, red floppy dongs and let loose a torrent of warm, golden liquid all over my bare, bruised buns. Relieving themselves completely all over me, leaving me helpless in a growing pool of their glorious golden nectar. Coming back time and time again to pee on me, using me like a cheap magatsuhi battery.
To this day I have never gotten through the tunnels because I cannot muster the willpower to willingly escape these obscenely sexy demons.
I need help, r/megaten. How can I complete Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, when every fiber of my being begs me to end my journey through the vortex world being showered in Oni pee and surrendering all my magatsuhi?
