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sexual intercourse with my mother


Doin your mom

    Yeah she died of exhaustion because I was doin her so hard
    Well, let's say hypothetically : you were ''doin my mom, doin - doin my mom''. I find it VERY hard to believe that you were having sexual intercouse with my mother, as you are a young child and she is an adult! Not to mention she is dead, besides if she were alive, you wouldn't know her as i don't know you. so I find it very hard to believe you had sex with her.
    Well, 😂🕳 let's 💂👍 say hypothetically : you 👱🎷 were 👶 ''doin my mom, 👩 doin - doin my 👪 mom''. I 😡🍺 find it VERY hard 😜🚪 to ✋ believe 💭🅰 that 🗺😐 you 👈 were 😲 having 👬 sexual 🌈 intercouse with my 🅱 mother, ☎🌾 as 🅱 you 😋👉 are 🏽 a young 💦💦 child 👦 and she is an 📯 adult! 💦👱 Not 🚫👏 to 👏💦 mention she 🏼 is 💦 dead, besides if she were alive, 😇 you 😭 wouldn't know 😜👧 her 😞👸 as 👦 i 🙃 don't 🚫 know 💭 you. so 😳🕥 I find 🔍🤔 it very 👌 hard 🍆 to 💦 believe 💭 you 😩 had sex 👌 with 👏🐺 her. 😩

    That’s a nice argument, unfortunately…

      Quality pasta.
      Dear (User)

I have personally reached out to you because of how your argument has affected me. Thus, I would like to go out of my way to congratulate you on developing such a powerful and convincing claim. Your wording and techniques used to enforce your argument are that of an English Major who aced Harvard. Truly, your opinions delivered through your words cannot be outmatched.

And while I see the thought, time, and serious dedication you have developed into a masterpiece truly ahead of our time, I hate to be the barer of rather unfortunate news. It has come to my attention that I have recently been in contact with your female parental figure, more commonly know as your “mother.” To be more specific, I have engaged in large amounts of physical intimacy with her, one could almost refer to as “sexual intercourse.” I apologize for the inconvenience this have may caused you.

Sincerely,

(Sender),