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I want to lose my virginity

    Greetings and salutations,
    
    Despite my lack of experience, I am incredibly horny (some may say a sexual deviant). Every day I have vivid lucid dreams of doggystyle, pussy eating, edging, pegging, ruined orgasms, blindfolded blowjobs, nipple play, facials, squirting, and much much more. To quote the late great Martin Luther King Jr, "I have a dream" and that dream is to finally lose my coveted virginity. There isn't much to know about me, I am a fairly simple man. Apart from reading the works of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy, I am infatuated with the pussy. The pussy is all that I can think of. To me pussy is much more than the female anatomy, it's a religious doctrine. The Mohammedan or Jesuit may pray to their holy Gods but I worship the pussy. Some may say there is such a life without which you desire, my rebuttal is as follows, what life? What life is there on this God-forsaken planet without indulging in the delicacy of pussy? What life must a man live without consuming the art of lust? It is a cardinal sin for thou to suppress its animalistic urges. For what will it take for me to get pussy? Siddhārtha Gautama sat under the bodhi tree for 49 days for him to become the Buddha, will my deprivation of pussy be responsible for my ascension to enlightenment? I hath become a mad man. The wonders of modern medicine can't save me but the flesh of a woman will. My face is buried in my palms. Tears wept as I am subjugated to the horrors of humanity. My hunger for the joyous pussy is immeasurable. I need to be fed. Please take me out of my misery.

    My husband wants me to pretend to be “a man” while we’re intimate

      I need to get this off my system not just my chest honestly! I have no idea where this is coming from but he basically wants me to roleplay as a "man" the next time we're intimate. The whole pant suit (his suit he wants me to use) and tie and even mustache! I got weirded out and said no because it really felt off to me. I mean yes I'm not trying to kink shame but trying to get me to act as if I'm a man really feels off. He started complaining saying I was blowing this whole thing out of propotion and that he gets turned on by the "idea" of women acting as "men" currently. I refused to do because I'm uncomfortable but he's sulking hard about it saying if he were in my shoes he'd this for me but I doubt it.
      
      but again, this could be nothing and I'm just overreacting but I can't help but feel uncomfortable.

      I’m a cis guy living with a FTM

        I’m a cis guy. I live with a FTM who is pulling new chicks in multiple times a week, and they also give these women the best 184 KB JPG orgasm of their life.
        
        I hear the girls scream in pleasure and beg for more, and the sex can go on for hours. The girls beg to see them again and it's killing my ego. How am I inferior to a FTM? What are they doing better than me? I'm trying to understand why women would prefer a FTM over me a cis male. I have a penis, yet I never made girls moan for hours like this. My friend literally has women begging to fuck them. What are they doing right that I'm not doing? I have tears as I type this.

        I, your savior, have arrived😌💅AMA

          I am a CEO👨‍💼of a major mouthwash company, millionaire philanthropist and sexer💦 of females😌.Im here to give tips on dating females and also💁‍♀️to help you all unlearn toxic⚠️ incel culture⚠️thereby improving your interactions with females👩‍🦳and sex life greatly. So AMA. Yes, I am your savior☺️No need to thank me, peasants😂I am the greatest, I repeat, the GREATEST sexer of females of all time and by following my teachings, you may also be like me😅but not me tho🤷‍♂️

          My first sexy sexperience

            We used to do sexy sexing of sexy sex by sexing the sex because sexy sexing sex is sexy. The first sexy time we sexy sexing sexed sexily was at 10/10/2010. First she sexied my sexy sexing dick that is sexily sexy. Then I sexed her sexy sexing pussy of sexing too. But sexily that's just pretty sexily it. Bye guys and like and subscribe and rate 5 stars and share and comment to sexily support the sex out of this sexily sexy sex post. Bye sexies.

            I just had sex(straight)(with a female)

              I have sex(with females) every day
              Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).