Sentinels Valorant

I hate SEN with every fiber of my being

Posted after SEN 2-0 loss to GenG in Valorant Champions 2024. Instantly became a copypasta due to a running joke that SEN has the most fans (glazers) in Valorant competitive.

ive honestly never been this happy in a long time like im still smiling like 5 hours later. I hate SEN with every fiber of my being and it felt like ecstasy hit me like a bullet in between my sparkling ass eyeballs watching them get 2-0'd. they dont play real valorant, that gameplay is not real valorant like it has no class, and yet they get all the fans that are annoying and happy and i tried to be the bigger person and keep this all in but i cant bro im so happy rn.

i genuinely love you guys on GenG shoutout the goat meteor btw you deserve everything good that'll happen in your life i promise you bro your family raised you right. shoutout munchkin for the goated calling, shoutout t3xture for keeping it real, shoutout lakia for that sova ascent clutch that shit was beautiful, real lakia of valorant stuff, and shoutout karon for being picked from ranked because i fw that bro i love ranked u guys are geniuses up there i swear. I love this team so much man. i love u geng so much im geng for life now

Additional info for our play against

Additional info for our play against [team]

[player a] got fever

[player a] left mousepad

[player b] lost whole gears

[player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)

[player c] keyboard bug

We were in chaos

Sentinels version

SEN Shahzam: Additional info on play against BBG (best team in the world)

Zombs got fever

Zombs left mousepad

Dapr lost whole gears

TenZ sound issues in the match (no foot step at all)

TenZ keyboard bug

We were in chaos.

That’s it. That seals the deal. I am no longer a Sentinels fan.

That's it. That seals the deal. I am no longer a Sentinels fan. This team is a pure and utter embarrassment. I officially will not be renewing my Tier 3 Tenz Twitch sub nor my Tier 3 Shahzam sub. I'm going to the 100 thieves where they know how to run a team.

The original variation of ‘That seals the deal‘

NA aka “New Age”

NA aka "New Age” is known as the first region to give hope to their fans with the start of the SEN age . Since they gave up on every other fps and moba game, they are investing in Valorant win % Speedruns. In particular they are the current match win region holders against Any eu team going 2 win 0 losses.

Sentinels are weak tactically

Sentinels are weak tactically, they're carried by their aim and just pug, and will get exposed against real tactical teams in EU like fnatic.

I am Douglas Apr’s father

Michael "dapr" Gulino is an American professional VALORANT player who currently plays for Sentinels.

I am Douglas Apr's father, and I raised him right and taught him manners and how to be a man. I did not teach him to teab*g. After three straight incidents of his behavior recently, I have disowned him. He is no longer a son of mine. I must urge a boycott of Sentinels. Come home my boy.